Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

Darrel Whitaker from Glenwood Springs in Colorado claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

The 57-year-old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him and punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and its punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”

While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

Mr. Whitaker immediately reported the attack to both the Glenwood Springs Police Department (GSPD) and the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency and a joint investigation has been launched.


Investigators found some extremely large footprints on the site, which they believe are those of the aggressor.

Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

They are currently interrogating nearby residents to see if anyone noticed an individual corresponding to the description of the suspect.

According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes, and extremely large feet.

If you possess any information concerning the suspect, please contact the Glenwood Springs Police Department or the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency.

5 Comments on "Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch"

  1. I bet it was Hillary feeling frisky

  2. These hairy bastards need to be stopped rape is bad enough but he knocked him out as well poor bugger ,,,we need to teach these ape men who owns the earth they walk on !

  3. Nathan Stewart | August 12, 2017 at 1:21 am | Reply

    “The whole “lets find Bigfoot” thing seems a little ill-planned to me, personally. Granted, my perspective is different than that of non-wizards, but marching out into the woods looking for a very large and very powerful creature by blasting out what you’re pretty sure are territorial challenges to fight seems… somewhat unwise.

    I mean, if there’s no Bigfoot, no problem. But what if you’re standing there, screaming “Bring it on!” and find a Bigfoot?

    Worse yet, what if he finds you?

    Even worse, what if you were screaming “Do me, baby!” and he finds you then?

    Is it me? Am I crazy? Or does the whole thing just seem like a recipe for trouble?”

    ― Jim Butcher, Working for Bigfoot

  4. did they do a rape kit…..

  5. He got diddeled in jail by a guy named Bigfoot!

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