Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American Moon landings
Beijing | Top officials of the Chinese Space Program have come out this week and expressed their skepticism that the American Moon landings ever happened,…
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Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien
El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using…
Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Israel: Man claiming to be a time traveler turns himself in for the killing of Jesus Christ
A man turned himself in to the police in Jerusalem this morning, claiming he’s not only a time traveler but also the killer of Jesus Christ….
Irish farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by a leprechaun
A dairy farmer from Southern Ireland says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded humanoid” which he says is a leprechaun. In an exclusive…
Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors
Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…
Veterinarian accused of having sex with more than 300 dogs
A renowned veterinarian from Trenton in Missouri was arrested this morning after being filmed by a security camera while having sex with several dogs. According to…
Man locked inside a supermarket for a night eats $8,000 worth of food
Oakland, Tennessee | A man who got locked inside a Kroger supermarket on Sunday evening certainly made the most of it as he devoured more…
Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina
A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s…