Mortician arrested after spending 8 hours with penis stuck inside corpse
A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught…
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Man hospitalized after boyfriend’s fist gets stuck in his anus
San Mateo, CA | A Californian man is being treated at the San Mateo Medical Center after his boyfriend’s fist was stuck for a painstaking 14…
Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors
Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…
FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The…
17-year-old teenager sues his parents for being born white
St-Louis, MO | A 17-year-old is undertaking one of the most controversial lawsuits of the history of the country as he is suing his own…
Court orders Tiger Woods to take 137 paternity tests
Miami, FL | The famous golf star Tiger Woods has taken another hit this morning as a state court ordered him to undergo a total of…
Black Lives Matter leader exposed as white man using tanning injections
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN | An influential leader of the Black Lives Matter (BLM) activist movement resigned from his position this morning after it was revealed that…
Death row inmate eats an entire Bible as his last meal
Atmore, Alabama | When the prison staff asked 33-year Jeremy Morris if he wanted anything special for his last meal, he answered: “I just want a…
Chinese restaurant accused of stealing and cooking dozens of dogs
A restaurant in the famous New York Chinatown was visited this morning by the NYPD and federal agents, after an investigation showed the owners regularly killed…
Man breaks into a Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil
A Florida man found an extreme way to cheat on his diet last night: He broke into a closed fast food restaurant and drank more than…