Teacher arrested for stapling a “loudmouth” student’s lips shut
Springfield, Missouri | A 61-year old high school teacher was arrested this morning, after she allegedly assaulted a student with a stapler in order to “keep…
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Fire damages CIA headquarters and reveals a gigantic drug lab
Langley, Virginia | A major explosion occurred last night at the headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency, igniting a fire which almost completely destroyed an annex of the building and…
National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra
Pretoria| An employee of the famous National Geographic magazine was arrested this morning in South Africa, for sexually assaulting a zebra while working in the Kruger National Park….
Supreme Court grants black man “40 acres of land and a mule”
Washington, D.C. | The Supreme Court of the United States has granted to the Georgian slave descendant, Abraham Brown, “40 acres of land and a…
Man’s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand
Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke…
USA: Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon
Flint | 46-year old Randolf Turner, the manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from…
USA: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 Times in a Week
Albuquerque, NM | A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most…
Man Claiming to Have Been Vladimir Putin’s Lover Killed in Zurich
Zurich | Iouri Michaelevitch, a former personal assistant of the Russian President, was found dead last Monday in his Swiss apartment after some of the…