Texas: Man freed after outliving 99-year prison sentence for horse theft
A 117-year old man from Texas was liberated from prison this morning after outliving a 99-year sentence, becoming the first prisoner to do so in…
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Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole
PORTLAND, OR | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The…
Man accused of raping a cow claims it is the reincarnation of his dead wife
Pleasanton, TX | A man of Indian origin recently arrested for sexually molesting a cow on a Texan ranch claims the animal is, in fact,…
Mortician arrested after spending 8 hours with penis stuck inside corpse
A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught…
Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors
Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…
FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The…
17-year-old teenager sues his parents for being born white
St-Louis, MO | A 17-year-old is undertaking one of the most controversial lawsuits of the history of the country as he is suing his own…
Court orders Tiger Woods to take 137 paternity tests
Miami, FL | The famous golf star Tiger Woods has taken another hit this morning as a state court ordered him to undergo a total of…
Death row inmate eats an entire Bible as his last meal
Atmore, Alabama | When the prison staff asked 33-year Jeremy Morris if he wanted anything special for his last meal, he answered: “I just want a…
Chinese restaurant accused of stealing and cooking dozens of dogs
A restaurant in the famous New York Chinatown was visited this morning by the NYPD and federal agents, after an investigation showed the owners regularly killed…