FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The…
Justice
17-year-old teenager sues his parents for being born white
St-Louis, MO | A 17-year-old is undertaking one of the most controversial lawsuits of the history of the country as he is suing his own…
Court orders Tiger Woods to take 137 paternity tests
Miami, FL | The famous golf star Tiger Woods has taken another hit this morning as a state court ordered him to undergo a total of…
Death row inmate eats an entire Bible as his last meal
Atmore, Alabama | When the prison staff asked 33-year Jeremy Morris if he wanted anything special for his last meal, he answered: “I just want a…
Chinese restaurant accused of stealing and cooking dozens of dogs
A restaurant in the famous New York Chinatown was visited this morning by the NYPD and federal agents, after an investigation showed the owners regularly killed…
Man breaks into a Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil
A Florida man found an extreme way to cheat on his diet last night: He broke into a closed fast food restaurant and drank more than…
Teacher arrested for stapling a “loudmouth” student’s lips shut
Springfield, Missouri | A 61-year old high school teacher was arrested this morning, after she allegedly assaulted a student with a stapler in order to “keep…
Fire damages CIA headquarters and reveals a gigantic drug lab
Langley, Virginia | A major explosion occurred last night at the headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency, igniting a fire which almost completely destroyed an annex of the building and…
National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra
Pretoria| An employee of the famous National Geographic magazine was arrested this morning in South Africa, for sexually assaulting a zebra while working in the Kruger National Park….
Supreme Court grants black man “40 acres of land and a mule”
Washington, D.C. | The Supreme Court of the United States has granted to the Georgian slave descendant, Abraham Brown, “40 acres of land and a…