San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Sexuality
Woman beats her Tinder date with a 16-inch dildo for refusing to perform oral sex on her
Baltimore, Maryland | A 43-year old woman was arrested last night after she assaulted a man she had just met through Tinder with an oversized…
Colorado man claims he was held 2 weeks as a sex slave by a grizzly bear
A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by…
Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole
PORTLAND, OR | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The…
Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant
San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an…
Indonesian zoo employee hospitalized after attempting oral sex on male rhino
Surabaya | A zookeeper at Indonesia’s Surabaya Zoo has been severely injured after being trampled by a Sumatran rhinoceros, reports the Kalimantan Press this week. Rano…
Saudi Arabia: Man’s hand cut off for masturbating during Ramadan
Al Bahah | A Saudi Arabian man has been amputated of his left hand because of his obsessive habit of masturbating during the sacred religious…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team
Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father…