Chinese doctor warns only way to eradicate Coronavirus is to “stop having sex with chickens”
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of…
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Star Trek fan who claimed wife died during teleportation experiment sentenced to life in prison for murder
A Washington judge has sentenced a Seattle man to life in prison after he was found guilty by a jury of second-degree murder. Lucy Cranbrook,…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
South Africa: new genetic treatment could allow black parents to have white children
A team of South African geneticists has developed what they call a “genetic correction serum” that could allow black parents to have white children. Scientists…
Wife of Apollo 15 astronaut claims her husband was raped on the moon
One of NASA’s most successful manned flight’s ever achieved is under scrutiny after allegations of sexual abuse by the wife of one of its former astronauts,…
Museum employee contracts 150-million-year-old STD after sex with stegosaurus egg
An employee at the Dinosaur National Monument is now being hospitalized after experts believe he may have contracted a sexually transmitted disease dating back to…
Global warming activist couple commits suicide after realizing humans exhale CO2
A California couple has ended their life in an attempt to save the planet from global warming reports the Arcata Herald this week. Dove Sweetwater,…
Red-haired people and orangutans originate from common ancestor, says new study
Orangutans may be more closely related to red-haired humans than scientists previously thought, a new genetic study has shown. A new study from the Department of…