Man gets plastic surgery and name change to date his ex-girlfriend after she obtains restraining order
A New Jersey man who went to great lengths to try and win back his ex-girlfriend despite a court restraining order was arrested this morning…
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Death row inmate demands to be served a live cat as his last meal
The Colorado Department of Corrections has announced this morning that it had declined a prisoner’s last meal request for the first time in its history after an…
Boston man sues Dyson for $2.3 million after being partially emasculated by vacuum cleaner
A Boston man is suing Dyson for $2.3 million after he was left partially emasculated from inserting his penis into a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Matthew…
Trans-species man who identifies as a turkey wants to ban Thanksgiving Day
An Oklahoma trans-species man who identifies as a turkey is calling for politicians to ban once and for all the American holiday of Thanksgiving Day, which…
California: Pro-Choice activist proudly breaks world record by getting her 27th abortion
A 34-year-old Pro-Choice activist has officially broken a world record after receiving her 27th abortion. The historic operation was performed at the Sacramento Street Health…
Choir boy survives deadly snake bite after priest sucks venom out of genitals
Miami, FL | A priest at a southwest Miami-Dade County Catholic church has possibly saved a young choir boy’s life after he was bitten by a…
Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable…
Hairdresser arrested for making voodoo dolls from customers’ hair
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to…
San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…