500-pound man spread coronavirus to 372 passengers after wet farting in airplane on flight to Cancun
An Illinois man has accidentally infected over 300 passengers with the coronavirus while on a flight to Cancun. Henry Collins, 42, was on a flight…
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Krispy Kreme employee sues company for $2M after being fired for eating 200 pounds of donuts per week
A Florida man is suing his employer Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. after being fired for eating a large volume of donuts while on the job. Kenny…
Utah family claims 15-year-old son turned gay after 5G cell phone tower was installed near home
The family of a 15-year-old teenager from Utah claims that their son started having homosexual thoughts after a 5G cell phone tower was installed near…
Man with sexual fetish about nasal swabs banned from COVID testing after 192 negative tests
A South Carolina court issued an unusual restrictive injunction this morning, revoking a Greenville resident’s right to be tested for the COVID-19 virus after he…
11-year-old girl hospitalized after kissing hundreds of frogs in search of prince charming
An Alabama 11-year-old girl who has kissed hundreds of frogs in search of her prince charming has been hospitalized at Montgomery’s Baptist Medical Center South….
Morgue employee contracted coronavirus after sex with infected corpses
A Massachusetts morgue employee has been hospitalized after he allegedly had sexual interactions with several cadavers infected with the COVID-19 virus. Damien Cole, 29, was…
Detroit man wakes up from 12-year-long coma after prostitute gave him blow job and hit of crack cocaine
A Detroit man has made a miraculous recovery after being in a medically induced coma for the past twelve years. Bimmel Knitter, 53, had been…
COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients
A Las Vegas stripper potentially infected hundreds with COVID-19 from squirting vaginal fluids offstage reports KCWQ-Las Vegas. Helen “Bunny” Lagrande, 26, and eighteen clients of…
Ohio man has miraculous recovery after contracting COVID-19 during sex with infected dog
An Ohio man who was left on the brink of death after contracting COVID-19 has had a miraculous recovery reports the Springfield Herald. James O’Keefe,…
San Francisco epidemiologist warns coronavirus can be transmitted through anal sex
New research examining COVID-19 and human feces suggests potential risks for sexual transmission through the anus and rectum. Epidemiologist Jude Perkins at University of California San…