Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant
San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an…
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500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam
A Florida hospital is facing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit after one of his doctors negligently got his hand stuck in a patient’s rectal cavity for several…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Woman goes blind after Syphilis-ridden brother pranks her with facial cum shot
Atlanta, GA | An Atlanta woman has lost 90% of her eyesight in one of her eyes after her brother ejaculated in her face in what…
Man claims that drinking gallons of sperm cured him of homosexuality
Tuscaloosa, AL | A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per…
Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex
A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly intense sexual…
Chinese restaurant accused of stealing and cooking dozens of dogs
A restaurant in the famous New York Chinatown was visited this morning by the NYPD and federal agents, after an investigation showed the owners regularly killed…
Teenager Who Turned Blind After Over-Masturbating Warns ‘It Ain’t Worth It!’
Houston, TX | A Texan teenager who has lost his eyesight because of his obsession with masturbation is reaching out to social media and warning others…