COVID-19: Chinese health authorities confirm patient zero ‘had sex with bats’
Chinese health authorities have confirmed the identity of the patient zero from whom the first case of coronavirus has originated. Yin Dao Tang, 24, from the province…
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Spanish authorities ask pregnant women to abstain from giving birth until the end of the pandemic
The Spanish government announced new measures aimed at stopping the spread of the virus this morning and asked the population, especially pregnant women, to stop…
‘Coronavirus hasn’t changed my life a bit,’ says man who has lived in bubble suit since childhood
A British man who has been living in a bubble suit since the tender age of five claims the coronavirus pandemic hasn’t changed his life…
Man hospitalized after drinking 16 gallons of hand sanitizer to protect himself from coronavirus
A Tampa man has been hospitalized at Tampa General Hospital after drinking 16 gallons of hand sanitizer to protect himself from the coronavirus. Jimmy Eduardo…
Man arrested at the France-Germany border for smuggling 2,500 surgical masks in his rectal cavity
A French citizen was arrested during a border control while returning from Germany. A cavity search revealed dozens of preservatives filled with 2,500 contraband surgical…
Italy: 21-year-old man cured himself of COVID-19 by drinking his own semen
An Italian man from the region of Lombardy claims to have cured himself of the coronavirus. Francesco Linguini, 21, says he confined himself to his…
Papua New Guinea: entire cannibal tribe catches coronavirus after eating infected Chinese prospector
Dozens of members of a remote tribe of New Guinea have been infected by the coronavirus after they presumably killed, butchered and ate a Chinese mining…
Man hospitalized after he believed eating toilet paper could cure him from coronavirus
A Mississippi man who believed that eating toilet paper could prevent him from contracting the coronavirus has been hospitalized. Jeremy Glasgow, 34, saw a number…
Ohio: Hundreds of customers fight over toilet paper in a Walmart store; 3 dead, 174 injured, 213 arrests
A frenetic stampede in a Colombus Walmart store has left three people trampled to death and hundreds of injured after customers come to blows over…
A couple of “virus rights” activists voluntarily catches coronavirus to save it from W.H.O. genocide
An American couple militating for “the right of viruses to live” traveled to China, South Korea, Iran, and Italy before returning home in order to…