Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
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Teen emasculated by girlfriend after she gave him a blow job with braces
Santa Cruz, CA | A 17-year-old Californian is being hospitalized after his girlfriend almost accidentally severed his penis while performing oral sex on him. Jayden Williams,…
Woman goes blind after Syphilis-ridden brother pranks her with facial cum shot
Atlanta, GA | An Atlanta woman has lost 90% of her eyesight in one of her eyes after her brother ejaculated in her face in what…
Man claims that drinking gallons of sperm cured him of homosexuality
Tuscaloosa, AL | A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per…
Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex
A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly intense sexual…
Chinese restaurant accused of stealing and cooking dozens of dogs
A restaurant in the famous New York Chinatown was visited this morning by the NYPD and federal agents, after an investigation showed the owners regularly killed…
Teenager Who Turned Blind After Over-Masturbating Warns ‘It Ain’t Worth It!’
Houston, TX | A Texan teenager who has lost his eyesight because of his obsession with masturbation is reaching out to social media and warning others…
Donald Trump is addicted to penis enlargement pills, claims his ex-wife
Donald Trump’s socialite ex-wife Ivana, says the President has been addicted to penis enlargement drugs for more than 30 years and still ingests at least 45 pills a day….
Woman develops IQ of 220 after drinking sperm everyday for a year
A student from UCLA has just achieved the highest score in history on an IQ test designed by Mensa, and she claims her astonishing result is due to…
England: Man Grows Breasts After Drinking Too Much Soy Milk
London | Sydney Wellington, a 54-year-old British man is suing a local soy milk company after he noticed dramatic changes in his body from consuming…