Woman grows 42-ZZ breasts thanks to sperm drinking diet
A Californian woman with breasts weighing more than 30-lbs each claims that her secret is drinking a pint of sperm per day. 27-year old Jesabelle…
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Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina
Bakersfield, CA | A Californian man is being hospitalized after his girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina to punish her cheating boyfriend. Jane Lee…
Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole
PORTLAND, OR | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The…
Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant
San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam
A Florida hospital is facing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit after one of his doctors negligently got his hand stuck in a patient’s rectal cavity for several…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Woman goes blind after Syphilis-ridden brother pranks her with facial cum shot
Atlanta, GA | An Atlanta woman has lost 90% of her eyesight in one of her eyes after her brother ejaculated in her face in what…
Man claims that drinking gallons of sperm cured him of homosexuality
Tuscaloosa, AL | A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per…