San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Crime
Woman beats her Tinder date with a 16-inch dildo for refusing to perform oral sex on her
Baltimore, Maryland | A 43-year old woman was arrested last night after she assaulted a man she had just met through Tinder with an oversized…
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
Texas: Man freed after outliving 99-year prison sentence for horse theft
A 117-year old man from Texas was liberated from prison this morning after outliving a 99-year sentence, becoming the first prisoner to do so in…
Florida: Babysitter tied crying one-month-old baby to ceiling fan for 26 hours
Orlando, FL | A woman has been arrested and charged on multiple accounts of child abuse and neglect after tying a one-month-old baby to a ceiling…
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Las Vegas, Nevada | A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his…
SeaWorld employee arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China
An employee of the SeaWorld theme park in San Diego was arrested this morning for running a smuggling ring specialized in a very unusual product:…
Drug mule arrested after diarrhea ejects cocaine in middle of airport
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | An American tourist was arrested after more than 40 of the pellets of cocaine hidden in her anal cavity were ejected by…
Retirement home raided by the FBI for running elderly fight club, 7 arrests
Seven employees of a nursing home for elderly people were arrested by the FBI this morning in Charlottesville, Virginia, for forcing the elders under their…
Saudi Arabia: Man’s hand cut off for masturbating during Ramadan
Al Bahah | A Saudi Arabian man has been amputated of his left hand because of his obsessive habit of masturbating during the sacred religious…