Woman arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys in the middle of a Walmart store
Union City, California | A woman was arrested this morning after stripping almost naked in a Walmart store to test various sex toys in front…
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Janitor who worked at sperm bank suspected of fathering 20,000 children over 20 year period
Toronto police have opened an official investigation after the administrators of a Canadian sperm bank have accused a former employee of replacing hundreds of sperm…
Drunk driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest
An Ohio man who was arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol last night found a rather original way to beat the breathalyzer:…
Mother arrested for leaving children in the car for 9 hours while at all-you-can-eat buffet
Richmond, Virginia | A mother was arrested yesterday after she left her four children aged between one and seven years old in her car for…
Former Russian spy claims he killed “the real Donald Trump” in 2006
A man claiming he was a professional assassin for the Russian secret services says he killed the “real Donald Trump” in 2006 and that Moscow replaced…
Hairdresser arrested for making voodoo dolls from customers’ hair
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to…
San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Woman beats her Tinder date with a 16-inch dildo for refusing to perform oral sex on her
Baltimore, Maryland | A 43-year old woman was arrested last night after she assaulted a man she had just met through Tinder with an oversized…
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
Texas: Man freed after outliving 99-year prison sentence for horse theft
A 117-year old man from Texas was liberated from prison this morning after outliving a 99-year sentence, becoming the first prisoner to do so in…