Cincinnati man arrested after entering pet shop while drunk and eating a dozen live goldfishes
A heavily inebriated man was arrested this morning after entering a Pet Valu store in downtown Cincinnati and devouring at least 16 live fishes in…
Crime
New Zealand farmer jailed after sexually transmitting coronavirus to flock of 400 sheep
A New Zealand sheep farmer was arrested after it was confirmed by health authorities that he had sexually transmitted the coronavirus to hundreds of his…
Canadian man receives 18-month sentence for repeatedly adding penises to neighbors’ snowmen
A man accused of adding male genitals to more than 400 snowmen over a 2 year period in the city of La Malbaie, in the…
Two gorillas at San Diego Zoo test positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by drunk woman
Two gorillas at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by a drunk woman last week. Latifa…
Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office
U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into…
Woman runs over husband 17 times with pickup truck after receiving strap-on dildo for Christmas
An Oregon woman has been arrested after she ran over her husband of 20 years with the family pickup truck on Christmas Day. Annabelle Stockton,…
Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public
An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened…
Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers
An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for…
Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume
An exotic dancer hired to entertain a bachelorette party in Orlando was almost killed after he showed up at the wrong address, entering an MS-13…
1500-year old magical grimoire stolen from Italian museum by “invisible” thieves
Audacious thieves using some unidentified type of stealth technology making them invisible stole a priceless antique book of magic rituals last night from the Museum…