Smithsonian employee accused of raping 2500-year old mummy
Washington, DC | A security guard of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History was arrested this morning, for allegedly having sex with one of the mummies…
Crime
Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby
Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with…
Mexico: 200 Pounds of Cocaine Found in Washed Up Whale
Veracruz | Mexican authorities believe an international drug smuggling operation is using whales to transit drugs across the US-Mexican border after they discovered no less…
Slaughterhouse Employee Accused of Murdering 71 Coworkers Over 17 years
Sulphur Springs, TX | A Texas meatpacking plant is under investigation by local authorities as one of their employees is suspected of murdering a tragic…
Pranksters Arrested After Introducing Piranhas To Great Lakes
Cleveland | Six students from Cleveland State University have been arrested by the US Coast Guard after introducing a dozen piranhas in Lake Erie in an attempt…
Two CIA Agents Arrested by Minutemen while Crossing Mexican Border with 1300 Pounds of Cocaine
El Paso | A group of Minutemen watching the Mexican Border for illegal migrants and drug traffickers, have proceeded to the citizen arrest of two…
Retired CIA Agent Confesses on Deathbed: “I Killed Marilyn Monroe”
Norfolk, Virginia | A 78-year old retired officer of the CIA, Normand Hodges, has made a series of astonishing confessions since he was admitted at…
Purina Employee Arrested for Stealing and Eating Over 30,000$ of Dog Biscuits
Allentown, PA | An employee of a Purina pet food plant, was arrested this morning by the Allentown Police Department and Pennsylvania state troopers, after being accused…
Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid
Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of…
‘Little old lady’ Arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor’s Cats
Waco | An 85-year-old Texas woman has been arrested by local law enforcement after being caught on film kidnapping one of her neighbor’s cats with which she…