Cousins arrested after refusing to stop having sex during funeral ceremony
Talladega, AL | An Alabama couple has been arrested after refusing to stop having sexual intercourse during their grandmother’s funeral ceremony. Tiffany Bates, 31, and…
Crime
FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The…
Cosmetic lab employee admits he ejaculated in tanks of face cream
A former security guard in a Detroit laboratory has confessed to ejaculating in the sanitized tanks used to produce hydrating face cream on more than 500 occasions…
China: Fertility clinic accused of inseminating women with pig semen
Six employees of a fertility clinic in the city of Lanzhou, in the Northwestern Chinese province of Gansu, received sentences ranging from 8 to 25 years…
Man on drugs breaks into a pet shop and eats 10 lbs of dog food
Denver, Colorado | A man with an extremely bad case of munchies was arrested last night after he broke into a pet shop and devoured…
Woman with chronic premenstrual syndrome suspected of 189 murders
San Diego, California | An American woman was arrested this morning in relation to an investigation led jointly by the FBI and the Mexican Federal…
Teacher fired for performing oral sex on student during Sex Ed Class
Chesterfield, ME | A high school teacher from Maine was fired this week after allegedly performing oral sex on one of her students during Sex…
Gang member dies in prison after smuggling M-16 in his anus
Los Angeles, CA | A Latino gang member who tried to smuggle drugs and an M-16 into prison after he was arrested this week has…
Pakistan: Man sentenced to death for farting in mosque during Ramadan
A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the…
Argentina: 128-year-old man claims he is Adolf Hitler
An elderly man from Salta in Argentina claims that he’s the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler and that he spent the last 70 years in…