SeaWorld employee arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China
An employee of the SeaWorld theme park in San Diego was arrested this morning for running a smuggling ring specialized in a very unusual product:…
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Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant
San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an…
Retirement home raided by the FBI for running elderly fight club, 7 arrests
Seven employees of a nursing home for elderly people were arrested by the FBI this morning in Charlottesville, Virginia, for forcing the elders under their…
Babysitter arrested for auctionning the kids under her care on eBay
St-Louis, Missouri | A babysitter was arrested by the FBI this morning after she tried to sell the three children under her care on the online…
Man sues state of Alabama over document from 1865 giving him right to own “black slaves”
Huntsville, AL | An Alabama man is suing the state of Alabama over a 153-year-old document he claims entitles him to own several black individuals…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125…
Preacher performed oral sex on teenager’s ‘demonically possessed’ penis during exorcism session
Boston, MA | A Boston Catholic priest is under police custody after being charged with sexual assault on a minor during an exorcism session. Eduardo…
China: Man faces execution after rubbing his penis on Mao Zedong’s corpse
Beijing | A Chinese man faces execution after he took several pictures of himself and his genitals next to the embalmed corpse of Chairman Mao…
Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team
Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father…