Newly discovered species of cockroach named after Donald Trump by Mexican biologist
A new species of cockroach discovered in December in Mexico was officially named after President Trump for the record amount of excrements it produces every…
Controversy
Man with sexual fetish about nasal swabs banned from COVID testing after 192 negative tests
A South Carolina court issued an unusual restrictive injunction this morning, revoking a Greenville resident’s right to be tested for the COVID-19 virus after he…
Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office
U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into…
Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public
An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened…
Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters
A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters. William Tenenbaum, 31,…
Missouri park rangers discover remains of two hunters inside a 1200-lb boar
Park rangers of the Missouri Department of Natural Resources had a morbid surprise after killing an especially large and aggressive boar roaming in a residential neighborhood of…
Wuhan: Thousands of mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra escape from high-security laboratory
Thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra have potentially escaped from a high-security laboratory in Wuhan, China. The Wuhan Institute of Virology announced the…
Morgue employee contracted coronavirus after sex with infected corpses
A Massachusetts morgue employee has been hospitalized after he allegedly had sexual interactions with several cadavers infected with the COVID-19 virus. Damien Cole, 29, was…
Indiana egg farmer transported to hospital with a live adult chicken stuck in his rectal cavity
A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…
Ohio man has miraculous recovery after contracting COVID-19 during sex with infected dog
An Ohio man who was left on the brink of death after contracting COVID-19 has had a miraculous recovery reports the Springfield Herald. James O’Keefe,…