San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Controversy
Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole
PORTLAND, OR | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The…
SeaWorld employee arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China
An employee of the SeaWorld theme park in San Diego was arrested this morning for running a smuggling ring specialized in a very unusual product:…
Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant
San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an…
Retirement home raided by the FBI for running elderly fight club, 7 arrests
Seven employees of a nursing home for elderly people were arrested by the FBI this morning in Charlottesville, Virginia, for forcing the elders under their…
Man sues state of Alabama over document from 1865 giving him right to own “black slaves”
Huntsville, AL | An Alabama man is suing the state of Alabama over a 153-year-old document he claims entitles him to own several black individuals…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125…
Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team
Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father…
Israel: Man claiming to be a time traveler turns himself in for the killing of Jesus Christ
A man turned himself in to the police in Jerusalem this morning, claiming he’s not only a time traveler but also the killer of Jesus Christ….