Missouri: Babysitter on Crystal Meth Eats 3-Month-Old Toddler
De Soto, MO | Two Missouri parents were horrified to discover their babysitter had turned into a crystal meth-smoking cannibal when they found the remains…
Controversy
Seaworld theme park: 17 penguins found dead after mass suicide
The Seaworld chain of theme parks is facing a new public relation crisis, after an investigation on the death of 17 penguins in its San…
Saudi Arabian Prince Caught in Bacon Trafficking Scandal
A Saudi Arabian prince has been caught in an international bacon trafficking scandal involving hundreds of members of the Saudi royal family reports the Jerusalem…
Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”
Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that…
Two CIA Agents Arrested by Minutemen while Crossing Mexican Border with 1300 Pounds of Cocaine
El Paso | A group of Minutemen watching the Mexican Border for illegal migrants and drug traffickers, have proceeded to the citizen arrest of two…
Pope Francis Warns Large Hadron Collider Could ‘Open Gates of Hell’
Pope Francis pleaded the scientific community to halt operations on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this morning in an official Vatican release as scientists at the…