500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
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Midget stuck 3 days in mailbox after falling in while mailing letter
A man suffering from dwarfism almost died after falling inside a U.S. postal mailbox last Friday and remaining stuck inside the narrow container for more…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Canadian trapper survives brutal sexual assault by 200-pound beaver
Jackhead | A Canadian trapper claims he has survived a brutal sexual assault by what he calls the “biggest beaver he has ever seen.” Bill…
Greenpeace activist gets arm bitten off after hugging a white shark
An environmental activist was almost killed yesterday in the Indian Ocean after the great white shark he was trying to hug suddenly attacked him and bit…
Man emasculated after trying to use air compressor to enlarge his penis
A man who tried to enlarge his genitals by inflating them with an air compressor was left completely emasculated and almost died after his penis…
Woman goes blind after Syphilis-ridden brother pranks her with facial cum shot
Atlanta, GA | An Atlanta woman has lost 90% of her eyesight in one of her eyes after her brother ejaculated in her face in what…
Man crashes into river after attempting to give himself a blowjob while driving
Goose Creek, SC | A South Carolina man was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in a…
Man hospitalized after boyfriend’s fist gets stuck in his anus
San Mateo, CA | A Californian man is being treated at the San Mateo Medical Center after his boyfriend’s fist was stuck for a painstaking 14…