Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume
An exotic dancer hired to entertain a bachelorette party in Orlando was almost killed after he showed up at the wrong address, entering an MS-13…
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11-year-old girl hospitalized after kissing hundreds of frogs in search of prince charming
An Alabama 11-year-old girl who has kissed hundreds of frogs in search of her prince charming has been hospitalized at Montgomery’s Baptist Medical Center South….
51-year old man blows up Walmart bathroom while trying to cook crystal meth
Detroit, Michigan | A drug addict who thought he could improvise himself a chemist and cook his own drug in a Walmart bathroom with chemicals…
Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters
A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters. William Tenenbaum, 31,…
Wuhan: Thousands of mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra escape from high-security laboratory
Thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra have potentially escaped from a high-security laboratory in Wuhan, China. The Wuhan Institute of Virology announced the…
Hurricane Delta blasts 200-ton whale 400 miles off coast of Louisiana in middle of Arkansas farm
A 200-ton whale has landed in a farmer’s field in Arkadelphia 400 miles off the coast of Louisiana after being swept by the powerful winds…
Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients
A Las Vegas stripper potentially infected hundreds with COVID-19 from squirting vaginal fluids offstage reports KCWQ-Las Vegas. Helen “Bunny” Lagrande, 26, and eighteen clients of…
Three elders die within minutes during a threesome that turned into a 72-hour long sex marathon
Brunswick, Georgia | An elderly couple and one of their neighbors were found dead in the couple’s bed after a three-day-long Viagra-driven sex marathon which…
Alaska: Man who died eaten alive by grizzly bear counted as COVID-19 death
A man who died after being attacked by a grizzly bear was counted as a COVID-19 death in Alaska, according to the Anchorage Herald. Bernard…