NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus
A New York bus driver is facing criminal negligence charges after crashing into a tree while allegedly attempting to give herself a cunnilingus, according to…
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Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients
A Las Vegas stripper potentially infected hundreds with COVID-19 from squirting vaginal fluids offstage reports KCWQ-Las Vegas. Helen “Bunny” Lagrande, 26, and eighteen clients of…
Three elders die within minutes during a threesome that turned into a 72-hour long sex marathon
Brunswick, Georgia | An elderly couple and one of their neighbors were found dead in the couple’s bed after a three-day-long Viagra-driven sex marathon which…
Alaska: Man who died eaten alive by grizzly bear counted as COVID-19 death
A man who died after being attacked by a grizzly bear was counted as a COVID-19 death in Alaska, according to the Anchorage Herald. Bernard…
San Francisco: Thousands infected by coronavirus after homeless man defecated in drinking fountain
The San Francisco Department of Public Health has issued a warning to all residents after thousands could be infected from drinking at a contaminated water…
Man hospitalized after drinking 16 gallons of hand sanitizer to protect himself from coronavirus
A Tampa man has been hospitalized at Tampa General Hospital after drinking 16 gallons of hand sanitizer to protect himself from the coronavirus. Jimmy Eduardo…
Man hospitalized after he believed eating toilet paper could cure him from coronavirus
A Mississippi man who believed that eating toilet paper could prevent him from contracting the coronavirus has been hospitalized. Jeremy Glasgow, 34, saw a number…
Human cannonball miraculously survives being accidentally projected over more than 2 miles
A daredevil stuntman was extremely lucky today when his performance went awry and the compressed air cannon supposed to eject him in a net less…
Drunk Canadian woman suffers 3rd degree frostbite after having sex with fire hydrant at -35 °C
A woman desperate for sex after a series of failed Tinder encounter made an extremely poor choice of partner last night in Edmonton: she engaged…