Florida swimmer partially emasculated after taunting baby shark with his penis
A Florida man is being hospitalized at St. Mary’s Medical Center after being partially emasculated from a severe shark bite. John H. Bishop, 48, was snorkeling…
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Star Trek fan who claimed wife died during teleportation experiment sentenced to life in prison for murder
A Washington judge has sentenced a Seattle man to life in prison after he was found guilty by a jury of second-degree murder. Lucy Cranbrook,…
Couple drives car into house while attempting 69 sex position while driving
A Mississippi couple was arrested by Brookhaven Police on Sunday when they drove their car into a Gordon Heights home. Officers responded to reports of…
Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping…
Ohio: Sleepwalking son claims he impregnated his own mother by accident
An Ohio man who was arrested last year for sexually assaulting his own mother argued in court that he was half-asleep and not fully conscious…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Kentucky woman who gave birth to 22-pound baby in McDonald’s restroom names newborn ‘Big Mac’
A Kentucky woman unexpectedly gave birth in the bathroom of a McDonald’s restaurant without showing any symptoms before delivering. The Bowling Green couple had the…
Man clinically dead for 6 hours says he went to Heaven and met Jeffrey Epstein
A New York man who was clinically dead for more than 6 hours and two weeks in an intensive care unit claims he went to…
17 Christian High School students suffer PTSD after accidentally watching porn during sex Ed class
Several students at a Dallas high school were transported to the hospital after an accidental showing of pornographic material during a sexual education class. 17…
480-pound woman charged with involuntary manslaughter after husband died while performing oral sex
An Ohio woman has been sentenced to involuntary manslaughter after her spouse was found dead minutes after he had performed oral sex onto her. Annabelle…