Man crashes into river after attempting to give himself a blowjob while driving
Goose Creek, SC | A South Carolina man was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in a…
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Man hospitalized after boyfriend’s fist gets stuck in his anus
San Mateo, CA | A Californian man is being treated at the San Mateo Medical Center after his boyfriend’s fist was stuck for a painstaking 14…
German man wakes out of coma after 75 years to learn Hitler lost WWII
Stuttgart | A 91-year-old German man who has been in a comatic state for most of his adult life has recently reawakened to learn that…
Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex
A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly intense sexual…
Man high on ecstasy burns own genitals while trying to have sex with electric fence
Scottsdale, AZ | A rave party turned terribly wrong for a young Arizona man highly intoxicated on ecstasy after he ended up having sexual intercourse with an…
Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol
Detroit, MI | A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the…
Thailand: Tourist wearing fake shark fin harpooned 9 times by villagers
Pattaya | An American tourist was almost killed this morning by local fishermen who mistook him for a bull shark. 27-year old David Smith and two…
Teenager accidentally chops off his genitals during sex with a blender
A teenage boy from Polk County in Missouri was transported to the hospital this afternoon after a sexual experience involving a kitchen blender went horribly wrong….
Man Struck by Lightning Has Permanent Erection Says Doctor
Beaver City, NE | Josh McDermott, 22, has been in erection for the past 17 weeks since he was tragically hit by a lightning bolt…
Stuck 71 hours in an elevator, man kills and eats his wife to survive
Philadephia, PA | 44-year old Bruce Franklin was arrested this morning, after he confessed to killing his wife and eating her flesh while he was…