Hurricane Florence: 400-pound woman sues NC Zoo after escaped hippo tried to rape her
Asheboro, NC | The North Carolina Zoo is being sued after a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a hippopotamus that had escaped the…
Accident
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina
Bakersfield, CA | A Californian man is being hospitalized after his girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina to punish her cheating boyfriend. Jane Lee…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Midget stuck 3 days in mailbox after falling in while mailing letter
A man suffering from dwarfism almost died after falling inside a U.S. postal mailbox last Friday and remaining stuck inside the narrow container for more…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…
Canadian trapper survives brutal sexual assault by 200-pound beaver
Jackhead | A Canadian trapper claims he has survived a brutal sexual assault by what he calls the “biggest beaver he has ever seen.” Bill…
Greenpeace activist gets arm bitten off after hugging a white shark
An environmental activist was almost killed yesterday in the Indian Ocean after the great white shark he was trying to hug suddenly attacked him and bit…
Man emasculated after trying to use air compressor to enlarge his penis
A man who tried to enlarge his genitals by inflating them with an air compressor was left completely emasculated and almost died after his penis…