Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah witnesses, 2 postmen in past 7 years

Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade.

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.

Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”

When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”

“The suspect admitted to preying on unsuspecting delivery men from local restaurants, several postmen and even a number of Jehovah witnesses,” Assistant Chief Jeff Buchanan told reporters.

Executive Assistant Chief Buchanan from the Houston Police Department says officials seized over 700 pounds of “unidentified meat” from four freezers and which is presumed to be of human origin.

“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.

Yanukovych, 56, who lives with his mother, Anastasia Z. Yanukovych, 93, and who rents the house basement to a local student, seemed to blend into the community and never arouse suspicion from neighbors.

“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.

When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”

Tom Duvall, a local Jehovah witness organization spokesman, said that he is relieved that “members of our local chapter can now feel safe” and that “these courageous souls have not ended in this vile man’s belly, but in God’s belly.”

If convicted of his crimes, Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych faces a maximum prison sentence of 2,675 years in jail, believe experts.

5 Comments on "Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah witnesses, 2 postmen in past 7 years"

  1. Nwogbe Meshack aka the Conveyor | June 4, 2020 at 9:17 am | Reply

    He made himself a devil in flesh and blood. He didn’t just eat his victims alone but deceived neighbors into eating human meat with him. What a devil he’d become, you can tell by his words, the ones preaching the gospel of CHRIST JESUS annoyed him the most,what a devil he is.

  2. Jauhara Kasiim | May 31, 2020 at 7:29 pm | Reply

    Ahhhh seriously ,so the barbaque he gave to the innocent neighbors was always human flesh ,ohhh lord

  3. George Reberry | May 29, 2020 at 11:04 pm | Reply

    Only thing left to do is slowly torch him. And like someone else said feed them parts of his own body. But don’t let him die until months later. U know if I was one who has eaten the meat of what everyone knows is one of those who were his victims. I.think I would be sick to death to ever eat any kind of meat again. Probably would think about killing myself for not paying attention to what I was eating and neighbors lifestyle

  4. The whole damn city was dining on the people he murder. Let alone to those preaching Jehovah’s word. Someone aught to tie him down and sloly saw his body in pieces. Making sure to keep him aware of what’s going on and then feed it to him as his last fn meal!!!

  5. Rafael DIaz | May 27, 2020 at 3:49 pm | Reply

    Imagine what was in that BBQ and Spaghetti?!

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