Canada: Moose Escapes from Zoo and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage

A moose that has escaped from the Calgary Zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually assaulting a large number of cows since its escape two nights ago.

A number of local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has been seen on many occasions “humping” their cattle and possibly harming the animals.

“I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style”

– Thomas O’Neill, local farmer


Thomas O’Neill, a local farmer, contacted local authorities when he found the 2,000-pound moose “shagging” his cattle before it fled into the bush moments later

Mooing in distress

The local farmer says he was first alarmed by the distress calls he was hearing from his cattle.

“I heard my cows mooing in distress, I thought there was a coyote or a wolf, but instead I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style,” he told reporters.

“Never in a hundred years did I ever think I would see that with my own eyes” he added, visibly shocked by the scene.

Mating season

Although it is not known if the sex acts were consensual or perceived as an act of aggression by the cows themselves, the act of mating for the moose is a rather normal thing, explains veterinarian Annie Beaudoin, of the Calgary Zoo.

“This 3-year-old moose has been raised in captivity and due to its particularly aggressive nature was enclosed by itself for most of its life. It is the first occasion that it has had in its entire life to experiment with a sexual partner,” she told reporters.

“It is also breeding season and so the moose being a polygamous animal will try to mate with as many partners as it can find,” she added.

After a 48-hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.

12 Comments on "Canada: Moose Escapes from Zoo and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage"

  1. The moose has likely never seen another moose so when the cows were giving off pheromones to show they were in heat then the moose behaved in his normal polygamous way.
    Not sure why the zoo was keeping this young buck on his own but I bet that he is still dallying about

  2. The incredible guy | May 5, 2017 at 8:58 pm | Reply

    Horny Canadian moose got his goose loose in a cow.
    Thats’s a moocoo
    Gooey though!

  3. the moose needs to be kill cause it is sick in the head if I see something not right I would have to kill it cause it sick

    • Er, why is it sick in the head. The article says moose are polygamous, and the article also says its been on its own for most of its life. The only sick ones are those in the zoo who kept it in captivity on its own

    • Empathy is a skill that teaches each of us to put ourselves in the others shoes, or hooves 🙂 If you spent the first part of your life in jail all pent up with vigorous life energy and pubescent hormones charging though your system. What do you think you would do if you got out??

    • the only one here that is sick in the head IS YOU …if it’s not right Kill it!

    • Kathy's an idiot | May 11, 2017 at 12:55 pm |

      By your logic, you, yourself should be killed because you are sick in the head. Not only is your grammar atrocious (bad), but your views on wildlife instinct and mating practices are ignorant and cruel. READ A BOOK! ANY BOOK!

    • Daniel is right! The first thing any of us would do after getting out of jail would be a cow-raping rampage!

  4. Would be interesting if the cow becomes pregnant with that moose. Wonder what they would call it???

  5. Well done to the moose for coming loose!!

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