Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry

London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.

The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.

The 38-year-old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more than three times without ever getting caught.

The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”


It seems she might have been squatting the area for some time as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area

If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who is celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a third child.

Prince Harry had no comments about the latest events, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured reporters that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.

6 Comments on "Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry"

  1. Toolonginthesun. | September 12, 2014 at 11:16 am | Reply

    I wouldn’t have thought that a person who is so inebriated would be incapable of maintaning an erection.

  2. Why don’t the royal family just assassinate her the same way they assassinated Diana

  3. This feed surpasses any news of the alleged soon to be ( or not to be) royal heir.. well done! .. that is why I live in Britain.. u crack me right up! Canadian on the loose

  4. Well im clearly hee only one here that would ride the whale?

  5. Jezza will be getting a hard on over this

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