Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.

Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.

” They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows ”

– Officer Ken Stevens, Boston PD


According to the Boston Police Department, the perpetrators crawled through pet doors, chimneys and small open windows to burglarize many homes in the area

Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a “non-profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area”, several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson, and aggravated assault.

5 Comments on "Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins"

  1. Impressive news report, considering the Boston Chronicle ceased publication in 1770…

  2. Hey. Aren’t they the three munchkinteers ? They robbed and robbed cause they always came up short ! They just never seem able to measure up ! They sure have some tall tales to tell in prison !

  3. Maybe they were short on cash

  4. The Bobblehead Gang at it again!

  5. Is it considered breaking and entering if the pet door is unlocked?

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