Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.

Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.

” They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows ”

– Officer Ken Stevens, Boston PD


According to the Boston Police Department, the perpetrators crawled through pet doors, chimneys and small open windows to burglarize many homes in the area

Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a “non-profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area”, several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson, and aggravated assault.

5 Comments on "Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins"

  1. I would fuck all of them

  2. Nathan Beveridge | February 20, 2019 at 2:45 pm | Reply

    Wow, 55 break ins? They fell just short of the record.

  3. I guess after one successful break-in they got a little big headed.

  4. Chris Faterson | January 30, 2019 at 11:56 pm | Reply

    My god i know the one on the left from hs! He went down the path of evil. i will pray for him daily.

  5. they will probably get a “short” sentence

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