Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.
Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.
Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.
” They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows ”
– Officer Ken Stevens, Boston PD
According to the Boston Police Department, the perpetrators crawled through pet doors, chimneys and small open windows to burglarize many homes in the area
Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a “non-profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area”, several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson, and aggravated assault.
Any of them come up short after their robbery?
I don’t blame them for doing this. Life is too…er…short…
Not to worry, they’ll all get a “short sentence”. All 3 wondered how they got caught, saying “…it went way over their heads.” Still I’m sure they will “long for the release date.” Which to me is still a bit short sighted.
This one had me on the floor!
I’ll guarantee you each one of those geeks has bitten the head off at least one chicken!!!