Belgium Health Minister puts ban on non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas

Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block has put a ban on all non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas.

Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.”

“Belgium is the beer-drinking and group sex capital of Europe, if not the world. We, as a nation, must address this situation,” De Block announced in Parliament.

Belgium Health minister has put a ban on all sexual activities of three people or more after a coronavirus party last week turned into a 500-participant orgy and ended with 380 cases of contamination.

“Wife swapping, threesomes, and orgies of six, fifty, one hundred or more are not permitted until the outbreak settles down,” she announced in Parliament.

Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality.

“These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.

A 2018 survey revealed that more than 78% of Belgian couples openly practice wife swapping, a cultural trait that became common practice in the 19th century under the rule of King Leopold II.

6 Comments on "Belgium Health Minister puts ban on non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas"

  1. That is why the world is being punished by this Corona Virus. Sounds gross!!

  2. Human being given brain to think, what is the purpose of our creation, why we live, why animals not able to be creative,.. Etc. What after the Death..

  3. Satyendra Kumar | March 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm | Reply

    Which country n h Ow many types of sins. What do we call a civilized world and why shudnt catastrophe befall on us.
    A country eats whatever moves on the earth and there is this country where all sins are allowed in the name of carnal pleasure.

    • Heave Seaman | March 24, 2020 at 7:27 am |

      Don’t fight it Kumar we all know you want a piece of it. Rock on over and join the party you have always dreamed of.

  4. Hercule Poirot was from Belgium.
    Maybe he knew about these activities of his fellow citizens and so left for UK along with his little grey cells and BIG………brain.

  5. My wife has three sisters that look like donkeys and I’m told I’m hung like one, maybe we’re safe?

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