New Zealand farmer jailed after sexually transmitting coronavirus to flock of 400 sheep
A New Zealand sheep farmer was arrested after it was confirmed by health authorities that he had sexually transmitted the coronavirus to hundreds of his…
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500-pound man spread coronavirus to 372 passengers after wet farting in airplane on flight to Cancun
An Illinois man has accidentally infected over 300 passengers with the coronavirus while on a flight to Cancun. Henry Collins, 42, was on a flight…
Krispy Kreme employee sues company for $2M after being fired for eating 200 pounds of donuts per week
A Florida man is suing his employer Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. after being fired for eating a large volume of donuts while on the job. Kenny…
Utah family claims 15-year-old son turned gay after 5G cell phone tower was installed near home
The family of a 15-year-old teenager from Utah claims that their son started having homosexual thoughts after a 5G cell phone tower was installed near…
Two gorillas at San Diego Zoo test positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by drunk woman
Two gorillas at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by a drunk woman last week. Latifa…
Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office
U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into…
Woman runs over husband 17 times with pickup truck after receiving strap-on dildo for Christmas
An Oregon woman has been arrested after she ran over her husband of 20 years with the family pickup truck on Christmas Day. Annabelle Stockton,…
Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public
An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened…
11-year-old girl hospitalized after kissing hundreds of frogs in search of prince charming
An Alabama 11-year-old girl who has kissed hundreds of frogs in search of her prince charming has been hospitalized at Montgomery’s Baptist Medical Center South….
Wuhan: Thousands of mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra escape from high-security laboratory
Thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra have potentially escaped from a high-security laboratory in Wuhan, China. The Wuhan Institute of Virology announced the…