African Billionaire Slaughters 20 Elephants During $200 Million Birthday Bash

Kambooni | Jalabnanke Babawatke, son of African billionaire and oil tycoon Mamalouke Abamknamole Babawatke, who is estimated to be worth a whopping 40 billion dollars, has organized one of the most expensive birthday bashes where it seems everything was permitted.

The 20-year-old son and sole heir of the Babawatke fortune has spared no expense.

From dawn to dusk, the 20,000 guests were treated to the worlds greatest DJs such as Tiesto, Armin Van Buren and David Guetta, the event being presented by no less than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, personal friends of his father.

As the party went on, the intensity seems to have caught on to the young birthday boy who took on to test his new gift: a Tiger Attack Helicopter given to him by his father.


If at first the party went well, things started to change when the young heir took to try out his new Tiger Attack Helicopter

The young billionaire told the helicopter pilot he wanted to shoot some elephants, a request the pilot claims he could not refuse, even though it required passing over the Somalian and Kenyan international border.

«There is no way I was going to find elephants in Somalia and my orders were to escort him to wherever he wanted, so we went to Kenya,» he told local Somali reporters.

That is when they took in the direction of the Boni National Reserve situated in the North Eastern Province of Kenya, only a few miles from the birthday party.

After 45 minutes, no less than 20 elephants had been slaughtered in sheer amusement by the birthday boy and two of his guests, creating an international malaise between the two countries whose relationship is already tense and the Babawatke empire, who is a major player in both countries’ economies.


20 elephants have been found slaughtered in the past 24 hours in Boni National reserve and more could be found, claim park officials

Officials were told the young party goers do not remember how much elephants they killed. «They were pretty drunk but were very polite» remembers the pilot, visibly amused at the whole story. «I guess boys will be boys» he adds.

The animal massacre has received international criticism from conservancy funds worldwide, the African elephant being on the WWF endangered species list.

5 Comments on "African Billionaire Slaughters 20 Elephants During $200 Million Birthday Bash"

  1. I pray Kenya, Kim Kardashian,Teisto,Armin van buuren,and David gueatta or whatever the fuck his name is ALL get find for not speaking up and stepping in to say something! And I pray for death for this over privelleged asshole!!!

  2. Charles O. Slavens | July 21, 2019 at 12:05 pm | Reply

    Will someone please shoot this asshole.

  3. Sylvia clarke | July 21, 2019 at 10:37 am | Reply

    Who the Hell does he think he is. HIS farther is to blame for his behavior for spoiling him rotten He should face the music

  4. Darvel Lloyd | July 21, 2019 at 12:12 am | Reply

    Jalabnanke Babawatke is without a doubt the lowest form of life on Earth. That rich, despicable, clueless, and uncaring excuse for a human being should be hung from a stout tree branch by his gonads.

  5. Lance Farrell | July 11, 2019 at 8:26 pm | Reply

    “The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.”

    ― George Bernard Shaw

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