Global warming activist couple commits suicide after realizing humans exhale CO2
A California couple has ended their life in an attempt to save the planet from global warming reports the Arcata Herald this week. Dove Sweetwater,…
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Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina
Cincinnati, Ohio | A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck…
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Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap
Beaumont, Texas | An employee of the Jefferson County morgue died this morning after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers. According to the…
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Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors
Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…
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Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning…
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FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The…
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Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina
A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s…
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Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch
Darrel Whitaker from Glenwood Springs in Colorado claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods. The 57-year-old…
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Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby
Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with…
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