Ukrainian man claiming to have been Vladimir Putin’s sex slave for 3 years killed in Kiyv bombing
A Ukrainian man who had publicly accused the Russian President of holding him prisoner for three years and using him as a sex slave was…
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Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125…
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Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah witnesses, 2 postmen in past 7 years
Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade. Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be…
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Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable…
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Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year…
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Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien
El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using…
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Hairdresser arrested for making voodoo dolls from customers’ hair
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to…
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New Jersey brother and sister allowed to marry after 10-year-long court battle
A New Jersey brother and sister have won the right to marry after a landmark ruling by the Supreme Court of the United States. In…
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Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids
A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin…
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