World’s Oldest Homosexual Couple Found in Ancient Ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

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Tell el Hammeh, West Bank | Two 5,000-year old male skeletons unearthed near the city of Tell el Hammeh, in the southern Jordan river valley, could possibly be the world’s oldest known homosexuals in human history.

The ruins that are under excavation by a team of researchers of the University of Tel Aviv believe the ruins are the remnants of the biblical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, two cities allegedly destroyed by God’s Divine wrath because of the “wickedness and obscure practices” of its population.

The discovery was greeted with much enthusiasm by the team of researchers that hope other similar finds could prove “once and for all” that the ruins are in fact those of the biblical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.

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The discovery of two homosexual male skeletons in the southern Jordan river valley could prove to be the remnants of the biblical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, believes professor Ariel Schweinberg of the University of Tel Aviv

The professor of archeology was clearly enthused by the discovery.

“I have made my life’s work to discover the location of Sodom and Gomorrah and this could ultimately be the proof I have been looking for all this time” explained the scientist, visibly emotional.

“Sodom and Gomorrah who are reputed for their homosexual sexual practices, and the reason the Bible claims the cities were destroyed, are an important window to understand the culture of the region at that time” he told local reporters.

“Extremely high levels of radioactivity found at the site also denote a major catastrophic event occurred in the region, at levels we cannot explain for the moment, but which are consistent with the biblical account of the destruction of the cities” he admitted.

In the Bible, Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed with brimstone and fire from the LORD because “the men of Sodom [were] wicked and sinners” and “because their sin is very grievous”, a behavior often attributed to the practice of homosexuality by a majority of biblical scholars.

13 Comments on "World’s Oldest Homosexual Couple Found in Ancient Ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah"

  1. Those male skeletons … any evidence they were married?

  2. Lovemade 1947 | May 27, 2015 at 11:51 am | Reply

    Or thought about the father and son sleeping when disaster struck?

    • Paul Warren | June 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm |

      But you would not have this sort of positioning of their bodies, this looks like a sexual encounter between to male figues/ skeletons.

    • Esquisito esta suposição.

    • could have been a father trying to shield his son, or family, Homosexuality wasn’t the only sin of that city. it was just the breaking point

  3. Gwendolyn Johnson | May 31, 2015 at 1:23 am | Reply

    Well when he coming back cause damn if they not back at it, it international now. And Im sick of it, but can’t do a thing about, but HE can or Ca n that explain the so call global warming?

    • If you are going to express your opinions please learn to articulate your thoughts. Are you relating the Biblical Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah to current day global warming? Are you serious!

  4. It is amazing what you can tell from skeletons. Were the homosexuals left-handed or right? What was their eye color? Did they trim their pubic hair in a heart shape or just keep it shaved clean? Was one a Priest? Maybe they should have stated that they found two male skeletons together and not jumped to any conclusions. There are many priests who are pedophiles in the service of the Lord, that why I tell children to stay away from religion or they will get molested.

    • Pedophile behavior in the Catholic church became notorious after Vatican II when the church elected to open its arms and allow gay men to enter the priesthood. Which resulted in the scandalous behavior of homosexual priests “acting out.” Investigations have since revealed this to be nearly universal in the hundreds of cases. The church has since taken severe steps limiting gays entry to the seminary. Iin fact, They were initially forbidden in 2005, but then the church relented, and will now admit gays but only after rigorous psychological screening and 3 years of demonstrated sobriety and chastity. The result … The first time in 30 years that US seminaries have to turn away applicants! The numbers had been steadily declining. The number of priests in spiritual formation is now on par with numbers in 1972. So yes, bad homosexual behavior can corrupt and decimate an institution or city. Just as bad heterosexual behavior can. Archeological digs of ancient cannan sites have discovered human remains, speciffically human bones, of infants, were riddled with std’s.

    • ChriaSTOPher | April 28, 2017 at 10:04 am |

      You have no right to tell anyone anything about religion…you don’t know anything but what your own feeble mind thinks…

  5. @FXR: How dare you suggest that homosexuals are also paedophiles.

    • Paul Warren | June 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm |

      No matter which way you look at it sin is sin and sin is a stench to God. That is the reason why Jesus cries out on the cross my God my God why have you forsaken me. God turn His back on His only son because He could not stand the stench of sin. You see God loves the sinner but not the sin.

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