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USA: Woman Claims Daughter is Half-Sasquatch

February 21st, 2014 | by Bob Flanagan
USA: Woman Claims Daughter is Half-Sasquatch
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Colorado| Barbara Smithson, an elementary school teacher from the small town of Wilford, claims that her newborn baby is actually the fruit of a strange sexual intercourse she had with a sasquatch during a trip in the Rockies last summer.

«It was a really unique experience» explains the 29-year old woman. «You know, I’ve been single for quite some time, so when I met this nice, gentle, an cuddly male… it was hard to say “no”. It was an unforgettable night… I just really didn’t expect to get pregnant! Now I have little Stacy here with me, and she’s healthy. She’s a bit hairy, but look how cute she is! She’s just so adorable. I will certainly try to introduce her to her father, but I don’t wanna put to much hope in the fact that he could be as excited as I am.»

The doctor that gave birth to the toddler, refused to comment any medical information concerning the baby, claiming the information was protected by medical secret. The appearance of the child does seem however, to confirm the woman’s version, as she seems to have her entire body except her face, covered with dense, coarse hair.

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27 Comments

  1. Sharon says:

    Why in the world would you publish this idiotic crap?

  2. Kirk Baker says:

    I don’t see this as CRAP at all, this sort of thing has been going on for Centuries…

    Sasquatch/Human coupling has been covered by David Paulides, in his Books ” The Hoopa Project ” and ” Tribal Bigfoot ” this baby only drives home the fact that Bigfoot/Sasquatch is Human, NOT Great Ape…

    It also confirms the DNA work of Melba Katchum in that Bigfoot/Sasquatch are Human…

    Bravo !!! Great NEWS !!!

  3. Abstract says:

    Yeah, because Melba is no joke :-)

  4. Amanda says:

    This is a Lee Middleton doll with hair on it. How could you even think that baby was real?

  5. Amanda says:

    This is obviously a doll. Why would anyone believe this story enough to publish it?

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