USA: Mother Gives Birth to 17 Babies at Once!

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Indianapolis| An American woman has totally annihilated the former World Record for the most babies in a lone pregnancy by giving birth to seventeen babies over 29 hours last weekend at the Indianapolis Memorial Hospital.

“It was incredible” explains Dr. Jack Morrow who assisted the woman through the whole operation.” The babies kept coming and coming and coming and coming…  Man! I think I’m gonna have nightmares about this day for a long time! This was my last delivery!” he adds in disgust.

Catherine Bridges and her husband had been trying to have a child for many years and had decided last year to use medical assistance from a fertility clinic in Rhodes Island. The insemination process was definitely successful, as the couple got an entire litter of seventeen beautiful and identical boys.

The couple has already chosen the names for the boys with an obvious continuity of thought: James, Jacob, Jarod, Jarvis, Jason, Jeffrey, Jeremy, Jerome, Jesse, Jimmy, Joachim, Jonathan, Jonas, Joseph, Julian, Jimbo and surprisingly, Darth Porkinus.

8 Comments on "USA: Mother Gives Birth to 17 Babies at Once!"

  1. kwaaaaaaaaaaaa #dead#

  2. GOD BLESS THE BRIDGES FOR THE BLESSING GIVEN TO THEM. WHAT AN ABUNDANCE OF BLESSINGS.

    • Sure it’s a blessing…if you’re a fish. Or a chicken. Or hey, perhaps a turtle?

      Dammit, she beat my record of fifteen. But hey, hers are only standing at one week of age, mine were running marathons. Cluck cluck.

      *Sigh* and to think humanity is supposedly evolved.

    • I’m sure she’s not gonna have any sexual intercoarse with her husband for a whole year.

  3. no way the babies are too big and too alike

  4. How can the babies born in January and look like they are 6 months old, they are sitting and the two of them are standing. This is highly impossible.

  5. I REALY DOUBT IT. IF IT’S TRUE WHY IS THERE NO PHOTO’S OF HER PREGNANCY. MONTH OLD BABIES STILL SLEEPING IN CARRYCOTS NOT STANDING AROUND IN THE LOUNGE. OR WERE THEY BORN READY TO WALK.

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