USA: Mother Gives Birth to 17 Babies at Once!

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Indianapolis| An American woman has totally annihilated the former World Record for the most babies in a lone pregnancy by giving birth to seventeen babies over 29 hours last weekend at the Indianapolis Memorial Hospital.

“It was incredible” explains Dr. Jack Morrow who assisted the woman through the whole operation.” The babies kept coming and coming and coming and coming…  Man! I think I’m gonna have nightmares about this day for a long time! This was my last delivery!” he adds in disgust.

Catherine Bridges and her husband had been trying to have a child for many years and had decided last year to use medical assistance from a fertility clinic in Rhodes Island. The insemination process was definitely successful, as the couple got an entire litter of seventeen beautiful and identical boys.

The couple has already chosen the names for the boys with an obvious continuity of thought: James, Jacob, Jarod, Jarvis, Jason, Jeffrey, Jeremy, Jerome, Jesse, Jimmy, Joachim, Jonathan, Jonas, Joseph, Julian, Jimbo and surprisingly, Darth Porkinus.

5 Comments on "USA: Mother Gives Birth to 17 Babies at Once!"

  1. What’s a God creation

  2. Great is The Lord and Greatly to be praised!

  3. john slowic | May 10, 2016 at 6:01 pm | Reply

    omg g that bill has be huge

  4. Fuck me pink!!! A think her fanny stretched and know hurts a bit!!! Thank god im Not the Dad!! How on earth are the babies white because shes black!!! I hope she dosent have any more because then she would have 34 children!!! And then i bet she’ll die of pain!!!!!

  5. This seems most unlikely but God isn’t man. I leave it at that.

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