USA: Giant House Cat Now Available on Market

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California| The american biogenetic corporation GenLab Technology, have announced this morning that they had finally received all governmental accreditations to begin marketing their new creation, the MegaCat.

This newly designed genetical creation is very similar in shape and behavior to a regular domestic cat, except the fact that it reaches more than 3 meters in height and 6 meters in lenght. The size of the litter box it uses is very impressive, being the size of an average garage. Adult specimens are also expected to eat between 40 and 50 kilograms of food a day, making it a rather expansive pet.

«It is the ideal house or appartment companion for every family» explains company spokesperson, Jim Weatherspoon. «It’s a lots less flimsy than your usual cat. I mean that’s a “manly” cat. I will chase your pickup truck around the street and play with it like it’s a mouse. Who wouldn’t love that!»

The first specimens to be marketed should be available in pet shops across the United States at the beginning of next month, but as the demand is impressive, customers should preorder theirs at the company if they want to be certain to get one.

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  1. hehehehe. you guys are so funny. i love this site! some good humurous stuff…

  2. randy on March 9, 2014 at 8:57 pm said:

    wouldn’t want to clean that litter box!

  3. Michael on March 10, 2014 at 8:53 am said:

    Hey, who wouldn’t like to have a 6 metre long predator in his house? Especially if it’s the kind that likes to play with its prey prior to killing it …

  4. vikas k jha on March 13, 2014 at 11:10 am said:

    Have never seen such a big ‘pussy’ ;)

  5. Holden on March 30, 2014 at 9:05 am said:

    1111111111111111111111111111111111
    This mignt keep the squirrels away.
    1111111111111111111111111111111111

  6. Kelly on March 30, 2014 at 6:19 pm said:

    Would not want a cat like that even if I could get one!! LMBO!!!!!

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USA: Giant House Cat Now Available on Market

giantcat 27 January, 2014

California| The american biogenetic corporation GenLab Technology, have announced this morning that they had finally received all governmental accreditations to begin marketing their new creation, the MegaCat.

This newly designed genetical creation is very similar in shape and behavior to a regular domestic cat, except the fact that it reaches more than 3 meters in height and 6 meters in lenght. The size of the litter box it uses is very impressive, being the size of an average garage. Adult specimens are also expected to eat between 40 and 50 kilograms of food a day, making it a rather expansive pet.

«It is the ideal house or appartment companion for every family» explains company spokesperson, Jim Weatherspoon. «It’s a lots less flimsy than your usual cat. I mean that’s a “manly” cat. I will chase your pickup truck around the street and play with it like it’s a mouse. Who wouldn’t love that!»

The first specimens to be marketed should be available in pet shops across the United States at the beginning of next month, but as the demand is impressive, customers should preorder theirs at the company if they want to be certain to get one.

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