Star Wars Fan Spends $300,000 on Botox to Look Like Jabba the Hutt

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LOS ANGELES, CA | A 41-year-old Star Wars fan from California has spared no expense after undergoing massive surgery and an exhaustive 300 botox injections to resemble his childhood hero, Jabba the Hutt.

Antonio Carreras has invested more than $300,000 and underwent several surgical operations as well as adopting a strict diet high in calories to become the identical copy of the notorious criminal, Jabba the Hutt, in time for the release of the newest episode of the popular Star Wars saga.

“The results of the operations are simply staggering,” admits the 41-year-old fan. “I could barely hold my tears when I first saw the results,” he admits in tears. “Jabba the Hutt commands respect and everyone fears him. I was the victim of a lot of bullying as a child and the character of Jabba the Hutt, even though he is fiction, has comforted me many times throughout my childhood” he told reporters, visibly emotional.

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His 76-year-old mother admits the transformation has created tensions within the family

A family torn apart

Although the operations seems to please Mr. Carreras, his relatives are not nearly as excited about his new appearance.

“I love my brother and all, but he visibly needs therapy,” warns his elder brother. “You don’t go and mortgage your house to look like a monster” he lashed out, visibly furious.

“I just don’t understand why he never told us before he started these operations,” adds his sister Tania. “It’s the kind of surprise you wouldn’t even wish to your worst enemy,” she insists.

A supportive mother

Although his siblings are less supportive of their brother’s transformation, his mother believes what makes her son happy is what is important in the end.

“I’ve always been proud of my son and I have always found him beautiful,” admits his mother, Juanita. “I am an old woman, I don’t understand anything about this Star Wars nonsense, but as long as he follows God’s path I will support my son’s decisions,” she acknowledges. “There are worst things in life, he could’ve become a homosexual,” she told a local reporter, visibly relieved.

In all, the dream of Antonio Carreras will have cost him nearly half a million dollars, but despite these impressive costs, Mr. Carreras acknowledges that “to realize one’s own childhood dream in life is priceless”.

17 Comments on "Star Wars Fan Spends $300,000 on Botox to Look Like Jabba the Hutt"

  1. Mother is a fucking bitch plz someone kill her, no time or space on the planet for people that hate gays, FUCKING BITCH! !! HOPEFULLY YOU BURN IN HE’LL!!!

    • Misha Collinns | January 4, 2016 at 5:32 pm |

      Is not her that will burn in Hell, but you and all the other that insist on lay down with another men as it was a woman.

    • Edward Fredward | January 6, 2016 at 10:40 am |

      Wow.
      Wishing death on an old woman?
      You are one sorry POS!

    • Homosexuals are a very sick lot as your deranged comment proves.

    • I hope YOU burn in hell you evil bastard!

    • Larry Davidson | January 7, 2016 at 8:51 am |

      People like you are the reason I hate fags!

    • Hey colin.
      How about you die you fucking faggot.
      There is no space for fags!!!
      They ldo nothing but speard fear and aids.
      Hang your self you poo pushin cock sucker

    • Kyle lady Bob and Misha; you are all a waste of sperm. If you truly loved God and had a personal relationship with him like you claim then you would know he loves everyone UNCONDITIONALLY. God’s love knows no bounds, as long as you follow the comandments like “Thou shall not judge” “thou shall not murder” “thou shall HONOR THY NEIGHBOR” AKA TREAT PEOPLE HOW YOU WANT TO HE TREATED because when judgement day comes, God will condemn you for having truly evil souls. Gay people aren’t hurting you, mind your own fucking business you human dumpsters. Good day and may God have mercy on your soul

    • Seems like your the one who is filled with hate and asking to kill someone. I doubt that old woman is going to hell for her opinion.

  2. Well honestly i don’t see what chall fighting about. She’s an old woman and that’s just what she knows, that’s how it was. i say hold your tongue and let it be :/

  3. His brother is right, he needs mental help. His mom made a shitty statement but she is fuck off old so you gotta think about the times she grew up in racism wasn’t just tolerated but encouraged. I feel horrible that it took something this fucked up to lift this crazy bastard’s spirits. Whenever I’m sad about anything i will reflect on this sad story to help me remember it could be worse.

  4. Y’all are messed, thinking being gay is bad, God can have yo asses. I don’t need closed minded assholes in my kingdom. I mean it’s understandable she doesn’t want a homosexual son, I would accept it with other people but I’d rather my son be safe. But seriously, y’all who are against homos. Please, go burn in your petty little “heaven”

    • justiceleage | February 2, 2016 at 9:39 pm |

      Homo is the devils work. As proof look at the name you chose you homo Satanist representative.

  5. Hey guys it’s ok cause the supreme court said that these people are ignorant and their opinions about gay people don’t matter ❤
    -hugs and dick pics

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