Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

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Novosibirsk| Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

11 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. Lol is all I gota sayjust like what my name is the world is fucked up anyway dont care what else changes

  2. Kurumi Tokisaki | May 13, 2014 at 8:59 am | Reply

    Oh Russia…I loathe you existence right now

  3. michael edward | May 13, 2014 at 2:45 am | Reply

    yup, i am done with humanity. why the hell does it matter so much? if someone is happily in love, who are you to rip it apart? nobody, your opinion is invalid

  4. GodHatesFags | May 12, 2014 at 3:49 am | Reply

    Wish this was really true. But the truth is these people are mentally ill.

    • Wow. Thought God was suppose to be a loving God? If we did what was in the Old Testament, you’d be first to get stoned. Don’t be a prick because you’re scared that dicks are delicious. Seriously, just fucking stop.

    • SORRY TO SAY BUT PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT PEOPLE THAT ARE DIFFERENT ARE ILL
      I THINK NOT …………………….
      PEOPLE WHO FIND IT EASY TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE ILL
      DO THEY KNOW WHY THE PERSON CHOOSE THE WAY THEY WANT TO BE
      QUIT GETTING YOUR PANTIES UP IN A BUNCH AND BTW GOD IS THE BLOODY PERSON WHO CAN JUDGE PEOPLE SO GET A GOD DAMN LIFE AND QUIT BEING RETARDED HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLES AND YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE OTHER BASED ON WHO THEY ARE OR WHO THEY WHAT TO BE I HOPE KARMA COMES AND BITES YOU FUCKERS IN THE ASS AND TEACH YOU A LESSON ON HOW TO TREAT OTHER PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW WHY THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE
      AND FINALLY YOU ARE TRYING TO NOT GIVE THEM CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES I HOPE SOMEBODY SHOOTS YOU WITH SOMETHING THAT TURNS YOU INTO SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT THINK WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU

    • GodHatesFags? lol! YOU hate fags! Probably based on the old fairy tale that is called the Bible. Rewritten many times and adapted to the morals of that time. The original writings, and their message are probably completely lost… and so are you!
      Do you base your morals on that?
      I do not support slavery or genocide, nor rapists to marry their victims, nor the killing of entire tribes by Jews, nor the doctrine that man is inherently evil. All that is in the Bible, along with fairy tale concepts such as a talking snake and donkey, a man in a fish, dragons, unicorns, magic and the like. So… who is the mentally ill here? Shut up!

  5. Sooo…. IF this research is proven to be valid/accurate (which I seriously doubt would be the case), it has the following ramifications:

    Homosexuality would officially be listed as a medical condition and/or disability. This means that, in the United States as well as in most western countries, the full range of protections afforded to those with various medical conditions/disabilities would automatically apply.

    As such, ALL laws pertaining to homosexuality MUST come into alignment with such items as the Americans with Disabilities Act (in the USA) and similar laws in other western countries. Laws forbidding ANYTHING based on sexual orientation (such as laws regarding same sex marriage, employment rights, etc) would automatically be invalidated. Discrimination against LGBT individuals worldwide would be classified as an even greater human rights violation than it is currently, since it would be discrimination against a set of people because of a non-contagious/non-communicable disability.

    • Sounds about right, and it’ll only be repairable in children before they reach sexuality so those that are homosexual will not be able to become heterosexual, however within say 75 yrs homosexuality will no longer exist in the human species.

    • Nicely said Don

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