Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby


Kansas City, Missouri| A 26-year old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy.

Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7.

According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old.

“We opened an investigation about this case in October after we were informed that the suspect may have been sexually abusing corpses,” Police Chief Forté told reporters. “We accumulated enough evidence over the last few months to obtain a warrant for a paternity test on her newborn son. It confirmed our suspicions, that the father of her child was, indeed, a 57-year old veterinarian from Texas who was driving through the county when he had a fatal car accident. All the evidence that we have gathered suggests that he had never met Ms. Burrows before his demise and that he was already dead when the baby was conceived.”


The KCMO Police Chief, Darryl Forté, briefly commented Ms. Burrows’ arrest this morning during a press conference, calling it “one of the most sordid case he has seen in his career”.

There are currently no laws (state or federal) governing or explicitly outlawing the practice of necrophilia, since the corpse is considered human remains and no longer living. Therefore, it is technically legal in the state of Missouri, and Ms Burrows’ actions are judged as an indecent treatment of a corpse.

She is facing a total of 158 charges, including indecent treatment of a corpse, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and possession of illegal drugs.

The psychologists and experts that we interviewed were divided in their interpretation of Ms Burrows’ case.

Some, Like Professor Isabella Ramirez of the University of Missouri, believe that the young woman was suffering from a psychosis and had, at least partially, lost contact with reality.

Others, like Dr Gerald Porter, a well-known psychologist and expert in sexual disorders associated with the Institute of Psychological Sciences, believe that the accused is clearly a compulsive necrophiliac, and that her choice of profession was inspired by her sexual deviation in the first place.

All seem to agree, however, that the 26-year old woman was suffering from mental problems and that she will probably register a plea of insanity.

6 Comments on "Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby"

  1. There is no possible way to get sperm from a corpse by fucking it. She would have had to remove the sperm from him, because the penis can’t get hard if the blood can’t circulate to it, and not only that but rigamortis (if spelled right) would set in and the penis wouldn’t even be able to move, it would be stiff but in the way it was when he died. If he died with a boner it would still deflate as the blood settles. It’s impossible.

  2. Maybe she just stuck a digit in his dead bumhole and abracadabra, clearly he was already stiff

  3. How can she be getting charges against her even though it’s the most descusting thing ever it it’s says there are no laws against doing what she did.

  4. As her defense I would use the fact that this is impossible. She would have to extract the semen from the corpse and deliver it with a turkey baster. Corpses don’t exaculate. No blood pressure, no nervous system, and no working spine.

  5. How did the sperm reach her egg for fertilization?

    No ejaculation, no swimming active sperm, her egg/s in her fallopian tubes!

    Is this medically possible – or is there something else going on?

    • Sperm can live for up to 5 days after it leaves your body, there is no magic spermicide released after death

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