Man Claiming to Have Been Vladimir Putin’s Lover Killed in Zurich

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Zurich| Iouri Michaelevitch, a former personnal assistant of the Russian President, was found dead last monday in his swiss appartment after some of the neighbors complained about the smell emanating from the residence. According to the city’s police departmnent, many clues collected on the site suggest that he might have been the victim of an elaborate murder plot.

“The police forces have only been able to proceed to preliminary analysis before we spotted a source of radiations on the scene and had to call a decontamination team” explains Sven Munger of the Zurich Police Department.”We can confirm that the radioactive agent is a very rare russian product named TCDD Dioxin. The clues we have collected are insufficient to pronounce a definitive conclusion, but the complexity of the of plot we have exposed greatly reduces the number of suspects.”

The victim had attracted a lot of attention from the Russian government and media in 2011 when he had written a book entitled “Я был любовник Путина” (“I was Putin’s Lover“), which was taken off the shelves before the official release, after a presidential decree. A warrant demanding the arrest of the author was also issued across Russia, leading him to file a demand of political asylum from the helvetic state.

Many sources also claim that Mr Michaelevitch had dinner with an attaché of the Russian embassy five days before his body was found, a case strangely similar to that of the former Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in 1999.

13 Comments on "Man Claiming to Have Been Vladimir Putin’s Lover Killed in Zurich"

  1. He killed himself and they blamed the Kremlin. Man is an idiot. Blame someone else. Given a great job and he goes and says this rubbish.

    • Links please and where did he get the `Radioactive agent `

    • Errol Semple | March 20, 2014 at 4:31 pm |

      Matt Hepple. Your comment is hypothetical without proof. The evidence is contrary.

    • Matt, that’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. You watch Fox News?

    • 2 Rob Hunt | March 24, 2014 at 5:57 pm |

      “You watch Fox News?”

      Yes, he watch RT

    • Rob Hunt, your comment is pretty silly. Your conclusion is your opinion, just like Matt Hepple’s comment that you called “probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life”.

    • Matt you must work for the Kremlin or be his new Lover…

    • А где он редкий вид диоксида нашел, точно такую каким был отравлен Ющенко?

  2. People had to confirm this story was fake on a parody news publication with headlines like “Moldova Ravaged by Riots After New Law Banning Sex with Goats?”

    You’re all funnier than this website! AHAHAHA!

  3. this is not a fake, when he looks at the boy .. you can see an erection

    http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/5965/610xaa.jpg

  4. FUNNY!! So many people saying the whole story’s a FAKE! Well, so is PUTIN’s concept of “DEMOCRACY” and “I’m not going to move into Ukraine or anywhere else~~AFTER Chechnya, of course!

  5. Looking at the other linked stories I see they’ve finally captured Indonesia’s horned beast man.

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