Israeli Archeologist Uncovers Proof Judas Smoked Marijuana


Jerusalem| A archeological dig site excavated by a scientific team from the Biblical Research Foundation, discovered what is presumed to be the tomb of the infamous biblical figure, Judas Iscariot. They also found some proof on the site that the man could have been a drug user.

The simplistic structure which has been nicknamed by its discoverers, “Judas’s Tomb”, contained the bodies of two adult and one teenage males, certainly from the same family. The inscriptions on the rough stone coffins seem to link the tombs to the Iscariot family, the corpses being identified as those of Judas, his father Simon, and his brother Joshua.

The site also contained three different heavily damaged scrolls, seven clay vases and 30 silver coins, an eerie reminder of Judas’s alleged wage from the temple authorities for betraying the Christ. Another object has really caught the scientists attention: a small pipe-shaped wooden object that upon further investigation and analysis, has revealed to contain cannabis resin.

“This could bring light to one the darkest part of the biblical history” explain Möshe Erdazovitch, the archeologist responsible for the site. “If Judas was a drug addict, it could explain his need for money and also his suicidal behavior. We cannot come to such clear conclusions for now, but the evidence sure seems to lead in that direction. This could bring an all new explanation to the death of Jesus.”

5 Comments on "Israeli Archeologist Uncovers Proof Judas Smoked Marijuana"

  1. The biblical portrayals of this jesus character are exaggerated stories from the infancy of human intelligence. If this jesus guy did exist…then he was a prophet…a man with many followers but a man nonetheless. The discovery is cool.

  2. Yea religion is fucked up fairy tales

  3. Terrence Wilton | November 3, 2015 at 11:32 am | Reply

    Fine, so I agree with the predestination theory. However, I disagree with the statement in the article that states Marijuana was the cause for Judas Iscariot’s betrayal. Im sure that it was not illegal at the time, therefore probably, almost freely available. Evan if it cost an arm and a leg, marijuana users generally don’t do irrational things to get their fix. Like murder. There is no physiological addiction associated to marijuana. This ridiculous theory would make more sense if you told me that he was a alcoholic.

  4. Marijuana, being a weed. Would have grown anywhere therefor who would need money to buy it

  5. God gives you and me freedom to choose, that is all. Judas have chosen his fate, besides he was a thief, I wonder if he used these money that belong to all to support his drug addiction? Just wonder…

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