Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma


Albuquerque, NM | Juan Enrique Rafael Ramirez Rene Lopez, a 38-year-old janitor working at Bernalillo Medical Center, has been apprehended by police this morning after being accused of sexually assaulting several women in a vegetative state.

Authorities were warned by the man’s girlfriend that he was sleeping with women in a comatic state at his workplace after the couple had gotten into a fight and she had threatened to leave him.

Mr. Lopez would have then told his girlfriend that he had cheated on her multiple times with women at the hospital.

“He told me that I was boring in bed, that he could get laid as much as he wanted at his job and that he got laid all the time. That’s when I got suspicious,” she told reporters.

“He often joked around about the patients in coma at the hospital. He liked to brag about how he could fart in their faces and put the music really loud and no one would ever complain” she added, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

“He even sent me selfies of himself on Snapchat with his pants down while he was farting in their faces, it was really gross. I wish I had warned authorities earlier but he had promised me we would get engaged,” she admitted in tears.


The hospital’s administration concluded that he had possibly impregnated 26 of the 37 women ranging between 13 and 43 years of age in the rehabilitation department

Traces of DNA

Traces of semen, urine and fecal matter have been found by inspectors on the genitals of the patients but also at different areas on their bodies and on their faces.

“144 specimens of semen, urine and fecal matter were found on the various victims’ feet, legs, genital area but especially the mouth, ears and eyes,” detailed forensic investigator Diane Tell in her report.

It also seems that Mr. Lopez had a weakness for “ejaculating in his victims’ hair” as 90% of the semen was found in that area corroborates the report.

Traces of fecal matter were also found on 13 of the 17 men in a comatic state as well, an Albuquerque Police spokesman also confirmed.

9 Comments on "Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma"

  1. elaine elhommoud | June 2, 2017 at 10:05 pm | Reply

    I have a question. How often were these poor people cleaned that NO ONE notice any of this stuff on them?????

    • I was just about to comment this. This whole hospital should be shut down. How is there that much seen and fecal matter found in all of those patients if they were cleaned daily. How was this not noticed everyday if they cleaned looking as they do after this bastard.

  2. Ship that illegal pos back to where he came from. Yea, I said it! Attack me you blind ass whiners defended illegals. We have a new President in charge and lots of you losers milking our country dey will have to learn to scale fences.

  3. I would kill myself .

  4. Every hospital room should be equipped with cameras…especially rooms housing comatose patients.

    • Think about what you just said…. Hallways yes but rooms? No. Would you want someone watching you change and get whatever done while in the hospital? I know I wouldn’t

  5. SLoB, oh he’ll get his in prison like he gave it. Sickass just look at his scum ass how could he even get hired looking like that. 🐷

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