Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma

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Albuquerque, NM | Juan Enrique Rafael Ramirez Rene Lopez, a 38-year-old janitor working at Bernalillo Medical Center, has been apprehended by police this morning after being accused of sexually assaulting several women in a vegetative state.

Authorities were warned by the man’s girlfriend that he was sleeping with women in a comatic state at his workplace after the couple had gotten into a fight and she had threatened to leave him.

Mr. Lopez would have then told his girlfriend that he had cheated on her multiple times with women at the hospital.

“He told me that I was boring in bed, that he could get laid as much as he wanted at his job and that he got laid all the time. That’s when I got suspicious,” she told reporters.

“He often joked around about the patients in coma at the hospital. He liked to brag about how he could fart in their faces and put the music really loud and no one would ever complain” she added, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

“He even sent me selfies of himself on Snapchat with his pants down while he was farting in their faces, it was really gross. I wish I had warned authorities earlier but he had promised me we would get engaged,” she admitted in tears.

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The hospital’s administration concluded that he had possibly impregnated 26 of the 37 women ranging between 13 and 43 years of age in the rehabilitation department

Traces of DNA

Traces of semen, urine and fecal matter have been found by inspectors on the genitals of the patients but also at different areas on their bodies and on their faces.

“144 specimens of semen, urine and fecal matter were found on the various victims’ feet, legs, genital area but especially the mouth, ears and eyes,” detailed forensic investigator Diane Tell in her report.

It also seems that Mr. Lopez had a weakness for “ejaculating in his victims’ hair” as 90% of the semen was found in that area corroborates the report.

Traces of fecal matter were also found on 13 of the 17 men in a comatic state as well, an Albuquerque Police spokesman also confirmed.

8 Comments on "Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma"

  1. There will be some seriously ugly kids in nine months…..

  2. Zahiruddin Siddiqui | June 2, 2017 at 3:27 pm | Reply

    The culprit should be hanged.

  3. That’s why I won’t have a colonoscopy in fear of sodomy while knocked out! People say no them drs wouldn’t do that! Look at that dude impregnated 26 women and how many dudes and how many woman didn’t get pregnant!

    • The doctors wouldn’t.. it’s the other staff that have the possibility of doing so.

  4. Phyllis Cates | June 2, 2017 at 4:40 pm | Reply

    Probably a illegal bastard

    • He worked at a hospital you dumb fuck how would an illegal be hired there in the first place. And that information would’ve been included. Your racist ass is no better than this man.

    • Andres Carrillo | June 2, 2017 at 7:20 pm |

      Yes, because hospitals are widely known for hiring undocumented immigrants, especially health care providers. But then again you’re probably the kind of person that blames immigrants for all of our country issues. Please keep your ignorance and racism away from the key board and stop being a detriment to this country. We already have a racist president tweeting, we don’t need more of your kind taking over the internet.

  5. He will get his punishment in due time.god will deal with him till he wish he was dead.

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