Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma


Albuquerque, NM | Juan Enrique Rafael Ramirez Rene Lopez, a 38-year-old janitor working at Bernalillo Medical Center, has been apprehended by police this morning after being accused of sexually assaulting several women in a vegetative state.

Authorities were warned by the man’s girlfriend that he was sleeping with women in a comatic state at his workplace after the couple had gotten into a fight and she had threatened to leave him.

Mr. Lopez would have then told his girlfriend that he had cheated on her multiple times with women at the hospital.

“He told me that I was boring in bed, that he could get laid as much as he wanted at his job and that he got laid all the time. That’s when I got suspicious,” she told reporters.

“He often joked around about the patients in coma at the hospital. He liked to brag about how he could fart in their faces and put the music really loud and no one would ever complain” she added, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

“He even sent me selfies of himself on Snapchat with his pants down while he was farting in their faces, it was really gross. I wish I had warned authorities earlier but he had promised me we would get engaged,” she admitted in tears.


The hospital’s administration concluded that he had possibly impregnated 26 of the 37 women ranging between 13 and 43 years of age in the rehabilitation department

Traces of DNA

Traces of semen, urine and fecal matter have been found by inspectors on the genitals of the patients but also at different areas on their bodies and on their faces.

“144 specimens of semen, urine and fecal matter were found on the various victims’ feet, legs, genital area but especially the mouth, ears and eyes,” detailed forensic investigator Diane Tell in her report.

It also seems that Mr. Lopez had a weakness for “ejaculating in his victims’ hair” as 90% of the semen was found in that area corroborates the report.

Traces of fecal matter were also found on 13 of the 17 men in a comatic state as well, an Albuquerque Police spokesman also confirmed.

5 Comments on "Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma"

  1. Disgusting…!!!
    Put this animal behind bars and throw away the key.
    A hospital is a place we go, to get cured, not raped or sexually assaulted.

  2. Why would she want to be engaged with this monster?!

  3. For someone that hard-up their should not be no trail go right to JAIL sick dirt bag

  4. He needs to be executed. They should behead him. His girlfriend must be as disgusting as he is. Since he promised to marry her she didn’t say anything. Couldn’t have been my family member!!!

  5. I know the victims can’t make any decisions for themselves right now, but they didn’t get a choice to begin with, and I honestly think they need to have medical abortions (the pill that induces early miscarriage) before the pregnancies develop. Some of those victims were as young as 13, for fuck’s sake. A creep like that likely has serious mental issues and should not be allowed to pass his genes on, especially to 26 offspring.

    Also, fire the staff responsible for caring for them. There’s no way anyone doing their job wouldn’t have noticed all that semen, fecal matter, and urine.

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