Florida: Man suffocated to death after having sex with pet anaconda

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Tampa, FL | A 22-year-old man from Florida has been found dead after he allegedly succumbed from indulging in sexual activities with his 23-foot-long anaconda.

It took several hours for authorities to separate the large serpent from the young man as the victim was in “full erection” and had “deeply penetrated” the female anaconda’s genitalia according to the coroner’s report.

David Brown, 22, was found naked and completely enveloped by his pet anaconda by a friend when he contacted authorities, hoping they could save his life.

“I knew he was into bestiality and erotic asphyxiation but I never thought it would go so wrong,” explained his friend in tears to reporters.

“He always told me he wasn’t hurting anybody and that animals loved sex as much as humans, that it was a consensual thing. Who am I to judge?” he added.

Brown had several pets with which he openly admitted to "having sex with" according to his best friend, Tyler Johnson

Brown had several pets with which he openly admitted to “having sex with” according to his best friend, Tyler Johnson

An animal lover

The young man that was an avid animal fan had a wide collection of pets ranging from dogs and cats to tarantulas, snakes, scorpions, turtles and even a baby wild hog he described himself as “extremely horny.”

“He’s loved animals since he was a young boy,” said his mother.

“I wasn’t too fond of that big snake but he reassured me he’d take care of it and that it wasn’t dangerous,” she said, exploding in tears.

An eye-opening incident

David Brown was also brought to the emergency room last October after an incident with a pet gerbil who had “accidentally perforated his anus and chewed through his intestinal track,” explained another family friend.

The young man had suffered severe internal bleeding and necessitated surgery but was up and running again two months later.

“I thought he had learned his lesson from that previous incident but he definitely did not” explained one of his former girlfriends who wished to remain anonymous.

“He once convinced me into a threesome with his German Shepherd but I wouldn’t get close to that snake, even if David proposed it several times and was really persuasive,” she remembers.

Although the state of Florida has officially outlawed bestiality in October 2011, the bestiality law does not forbid oral sex between a human and an animal, and only forbids “penetration” of a human sex organ into an animal’s mouth according to legal experts.

5 Comments on "Florida: Man suffocated to death after having sex with pet anaconda"

  1. Obviously his Lil pee pee didn’t satisfy snake so she was just trying pull him deeper..shoulda fucked her right if gonna fuck animal with his nasty weird ass😂😂😂😂..let me catch someone abusing animal..be their last ever.got what his sick Ass deserverd..she shoulda ate his Bitch ass

  2. He’s disgusting and got what he deserved. There is nothing consensual about having sex w an animal… Humans and dolphins are the ONLY mammals who have sex for pleasure. Everything else in the animal kingdom does it to reproduce ONLY. I feel sorry for anyone who meets an untimely death…but this was the first time I found myself say…thank God a sick p.o.s. is GONE. I don’t even feel sorry for his friends or family… Dude needed to be in a mental institution

  3. Carl Magrath | August 4, 2017 at 2:15 pm | Reply

    As Barnum said, There’s one born every minute

  4. Mal show me that in the Bible please

  5. He was warned when the other animal ate thru his intestine.

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