Florida: 16 Girls Found Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates in Pool

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Tallahassee, FL | 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning.

A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration.

“It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.

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Tommy Coulter has admitted to ejaculating in the pool, thus accidentally impregnating 16 of the young women present

“Nothing like an orgy”

The young man claims there was no sex at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity.

“People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

“Highly” potent sperm

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.

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Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital believes Tommy Coulter has unusually potent semen

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo an abortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.

20 Comments on "Florida: 16 Girls Found Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates in Pool"

  1. Amazing…….!
    we can say A female can be mom of one baby in a year, but A Male can be Father “if we take (NumberOfpregnants*days in year)
    =>16*365= 5840.”

  2. I am normally against polygamy, but I think a special exception should be made in this case. He needs to take responsibility, and marry them all.

  3. an idiot man made underage girls pregnant

    • He is not a man but a 15 year old boy who did have sex with anyone, you idiot. I wish I had his super sperm and could do the same thing but I am not a boy.

  4. lllllooollllll. Hahahahahahahahaha

  5. How is this an accident he jerked off in a pool-__- why are their no sexual assault, or rape charges? This man needs to take responsibility. And mental help, this doesn’t even happen at water parks

    • Feminazi spotted

    • Stfu idiot how would there be any sexual assaults or rape charges in order to get one of those charges u would have to physically touched them and did something that they weren’t agreeing to do , ignorant prick I bet u made your decision off of his image I fucking hate people like you

    • Don’t be so ignorant, First he is not a man. Second, a teen male is capable of spontaneous ejaculation under only visual stimulation given the right conditions…and a pool party could very well do it. Third, be glad he wasn’t at a water park for if you had actually read the article and understood it, you would know he could have possibly impregnated dozens more.

    • You’re an utter idiot

    • What a thoroughly Silly, ignorant comment.

    • Where was there a rape involved?

    • BmoonanIsARapist | February 25, 2016 at 1:47 pm |

      You just raped me by writing that comment and I will sue you for raping me

    • he don’t deserve punishment becouse god says let give birth and fill the world

    • claudine schooler | March 23, 2017 at 8:31 pm |

      Did you not hear the
      Dr. say it was a rare thing and it was sensitive to water,, HE may not have been jerking off.!!!!

    • Tammy Reese | October 2, 2017 at 3:38 pm |

      He is a 15 year old boy you jerk.Who did he rape, the water?

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