FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home

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FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.” 

According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.” 

It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

Dozens of federal agents were still collecting and identifying jars more than six hours after their arrival.

A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.

A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.

An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.

Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand a trial.

If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.

7 Comments on "FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home"

  1. Harry McKnackers | September 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm | Reply

    There sure are a lot of female cops on the job there.

  2. Where is Adam Kinison when you need him? And why would anyone leave their love-one with Igor?

  3. Great job for FBI. Gets them off the golf course.

  4. Now it’s up to the penal system

  5. I hope he does try to use them in his court because they will not stand up in court.

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