Drunk school principal defecates in front of students during pledge of allegiance

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Springfield, OH | An intoxicated school principal at Franklin Middle School was arrested this morning after literally defecating in front of hundreds of students during the pledge of allegiance.

Andrew Whitmore, 53, was visibly under the influence of alcohol when he decided to throw down his pants and defecate on the schoolyard in front of bewildered students and school personnel.

Whitmore also embarrassed himself even more after losing his balance and falling to the ground in his own pile of feces before eventually being carried away by local police officers.

“He started yelling something about Trump being a racist pig and a fascist cunt or something,” one student told local reporters.

“He dropped down his pants and everybody was shocked, but then he started to crap on the grass, fell down and started puking all over himself. It was truly disturbing,” said another student, visibly disgusted.

Franklin Middle School secretary, Hillary Johnson, says she was shocked by the behavior of the principal and had never seen him this mad

Franklin Middle School secretary, Hillary Johnson, says she was shocked by the behavior of the principal and had never seen him this mad

Highly intoxicated

Whitmore later admitted to police officers that he had spent his night drinking and smoking crystal meth.

“He said the situation with Donald Trump and the national anthem had really pissed him off and that he didn’t remember doing the things he had done,” Deputy Sheriff Tom Hannity told local reporters.

“He allegedly had a blackout and does not remember defecating in front of the whole school,” he explained.

Mr. Whitmore made local headlines last June when he uploaded a faceless video of himself masturbating on Facebook at 3 am, telling President Donald Trump to “suck on his cock” before taking down the video hours later, claiming his account had been hacked.

Whitmore was arrested on charges of public intoxication and faces six counts of obscenity and could face up to 18 months in jail believe legal experts.

5 Comments on "Drunk school principal defecates in front of students during pledge of allegiance"

  1. Sharon Clemorre | October 9, 2017 at 9:39 pm | Reply

    This would have been okay if it were an art teacher teaching the students about performance art, but it’s unacceptable behavior from a principal.

  2. No Jack, they wont. Not everything has to be a divisive right vs. left fight. This guy is clearly ill. I hope he seeks help.

  3. Timothy Gallagher | October 2, 2017 at 2:32 am | Reply

    I don’t think this principal needs to go, not after he already went. Plus he threw up. The man is clean.
    In this age when Civics is no longer taught in schools we need more principals and teachers showing our children that it is OK to publicly poop during Our National Anthem if it is to make a point about social injustice. This man is a pioneer, showing children the way to a future of freedom, for in this bold democracy every citizen’s evacuation counts.

  4. No one needs to know | October 1, 2017 at 10:50 pm | Reply

    This is actually kind of awesome.

  5. This man is a legend

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