Colorado: Pot Smoking Festival Turns into Orgy

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Colorado Springs | This year’s Colorado Springs Sacred Ganga Festival celebrated it’s first ever edition under the new state law that has legalized marijuana, a situation that quickly turned into an outburst of uncontrollable sexual frenzy amongst the participants.

Police officers were incapable of any intervention until the crowd got tired and broke up hours later when several arrests were finally made possible without endangering the life of law enforcement agents.

« I had never smoked cannabis before » comments a 54 year old tourist from Denmark who traveled just for the festival. « I’ve used LSD a few times, but this is way crazier! » he admits.

« I’ve used LSD a few times, but this is way crazier! » 

« My body seemed to become possessed by an evil entity of carnal and sensuous pleasure » confides a young woman in her early twenties. « Sexual desire arose through out my whole body! It was an incredible feeling! » she exclaims, visibly shook by the whole experience. « I just hope I’m not pregnant again! » she anxiously told our reporter.

A spokesman of the festival promised local authorities tighter security measures for the next edition.

18 Comments on "Colorado: Pot Smoking Festival Turns into Orgy"

  1. Phillip Gemme | April 18, 2014 at 7:34 pm | Reply

    Incapable of any intervention. Give me break. In typical fashion I would say too cowardly for intervention. Governments all over the world have shown they are very capable of many types of intervention including methods that are not always legal and sometimes bordering on tyrannical. I would be interested in knowing what the range of charges are that they laid. And now to EVIL ENTITY OF CARNAL AND SENSUOUS PLEASURE HAHAHAHAHAHAH the DEVIL made you do it(shades of Flip Wilson) I hope I am not pregnant again!!!! again hahahaha you make me laugh. Did the DEVIL make you do it the last you became pregnant. Ban alcohol and legalize pot. More people die and end up in trouble because of booze and oh yes more girls get pregnant because of alcohol in my personal opinion than they do because of pot.

  2. Assuming they are all consenting adults, and not blocking traffic, I see no reason for the police to interfere. Colorado seems to have some problems with pot, with people OD on eatable pot (Only 1/6 of a cookie?)

    • Please show me proof of someone overdosing on EDIBLE marijuana you fucking idiot.

    • You can’t od on marijuhana. Only when you make the cookie of pure THC it might be possible.

    • OD on pot huh. You fuckin tool, NEVER in the history of mankind has ANYONE EVER OD’d on weed. Dont even bother chirpin’ on this topic. You obviously don’t know what you’re talkin about.

  3. Phillip Gemme, your comment made my day, thank you.
    I am high right now. Soon I will show the world my plan.

  4. It seems that the wrighter of this article is a bit prejudiced about marijuhana.

  5. Utter nonsense. If these people were smoking pot it was laced with something much stronger. “I’ve used LSD a few times, but this is way crazier!” and “My body seemed to become possessed by an evil entity of carnal and sensuous pleasure” are not things pot will do to you, sounds a lot more like X to me. I would actually say this entire article is a total fabrication to push an agenda. Ironically, if the writer gets their way, which I see they weren’t brae enough to put their name on this, we’ll have a bunch of people running around tripping on acid and/or X. Far, far worse than some weed.

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