Canada: Hells Angels Members Protest Legalization of Marijuana


OTTAWA | As Canada’s newly elected Liberal government is on the verge of legalizing marijuana, thousands of Hells Angels members have taken the Parliament by storm yesterday to protest the new proposition.

The legalization of marijuana could cost the organized crime hundreds of thousands of jobs, believes the spokesman for the Canadian chapter of the Hells Angels, Jean-Roch Fournier.

“We estimate that Prime minister Justin Trudeau’s radical proposition to legalize marijuana could cost us over a hundred thousand jobs” says the former lawyer. “From growing operations, to trimming, packaging, transportation and selling, this new legislature will threaten the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of Canadian workers” he warns.


Newly elected Prime minister Justin Trudeau’s proposition to legalize marijuana has enraged members of the Canadian chapter of the Hells Angels who believe legalization could destroy “hundreds of thousands of Canadian jobs”

A multi-billion dollar industry

The legalization of marijuana could bring in between 5 to 12 billion dollars to the Canadian economy each year, reveals a recent 2014 joint study by the University of British Columbia and Simon Fraser University.

“Our research suggests more than 7,366,000 people in Canada use pot and we estimate the Canadian pot industry is worth between $5 billion and $12 billion a year, depending on suggested prices” explains Economics professor, Zahir Mahalik.

“Our study evaluated not only the legalization of cannabis on a recreational use basis but also for its inherit potential in the medical and pharmaceutical business, which explains the high numbers” he acknowledged. “It is obvious the legalization of marijuana will cause major profit losses to organized crime organizations nation-wide” he told local reporters.

A massive blow to organized crime

Many members of organized crime fear they will lose their way of life if legalization is implemented.


Gino Ouellet, Hells Angels member for 36 years, fears legalization could put him out of work

“I’ve been selling weed since I’m 12 years old” admits Gino Ouellet, aged 56 and Hells Angels member for the past 36 years. “Do you think I’m going to want to go work at Wal-Mart or McDonalds at minimal wage? I don’t think so” he told reporters.

“Who’s going to want to give me a job? I’ve got tattoos all over my body and all over my face” asks another protester, Bob Wilkinson, condemned in 1977 for triple homicide. “It’s not the job of the federal government to regulate illegal drugs, they should take care of their own business and leave that to us” he argues.

If marijuana were legalized in Canada, it would be a first among developed nations. In the US, four states and Washington, DC, have legalized pot, but it is still illegal at the federal level.

7 Comments on "Canada: Hells Angels Members Protest Legalization of Marijuana"

  1. legalize! Obviously people wanted a change thats why our boy Trudeau got in! Majority rules! Now lets smoke a J and not worry!

  2. Well with the prices the government is suggesting, you’re at ZERO risk of losing business. No one in their right mind is gonna pay $500/oz… I can get 4x that for the same price currently

  3. Quit your crying, all of you. What if you had to deal with shady people in side alleys pick up your monthly pharmaceuticals. Then you would want to change the laws EH. Remember the end of prohibition. No more sneaking, no more arrests, no more pay offs. Thank you Justin and your stand for All Canadians.

  4. What a bunch of arses. Tactical error there, boys. Now no-one is scared of you and everyone is laughing and you. Hells Angels can no longer pretend to be anything but ruthless criminals who only care about money and power. And surely they want an end to The War On Drugs, unless they somehow benefit, oh…. wait… Fucking wankers.

  5. I am all in favor of legalization but all the criminal organizations that make money from illegal drugs may not go quietly off into the night when its legal. This could get vicious when they get desperate and are forced to find money in “other ways”…

    • Have they not always been looking for MORE and BETTER ways to SCAM $$$$$$$$$$
      outside the law ?

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