Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry

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London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.

The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.

The 38-year old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more then three times without ever getting caught.

The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”

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It seems she might have been squatting the area for sometime as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area

If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who are celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a second child.

Prince Harry had no comments about the scene, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured us that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.

15 Comments on "Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry"

  1. I love British humor

  2. is it Susan Boyle?

  3. you may be a very nice lady , but I don’t think you are Harry’s type

  4. if harry did it should be classed as beastiality she is one ugley dog

  5. The woman should be looked after right away she obviously is unwell.
    instead of nasty remarks passed about her
    she is someones daughter.

  6. its obvious the girl is sick so shoul belooked after right away.
    without any nasty comments passed about her.
    After all she is somebodys child.

  7. I very much doubt that Prince Harry would have touched her with any one else’s let alone his own…..

  8. She is “Simply Irresistable.

  9. OMG I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH MY HEAD OFF AT HER,SHE PROBABLY GOT MIXED UP WITH HARRY HILL LOL.

  10. Toolonginthesun. | September 12, 2014 at 11:19 am | Reply

    I do hope the poor girl gets the treatment she needs.

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