London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.
The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.
The 38-year-old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more than three times without ever getting caught.
The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”
It seems she might have been squatting the area for some time as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area
If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who is celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a third child.
Prince Harry had no comments about the latest events, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured reporters that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.
I reckon a case for Jeremy kyle !!!
I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. A great idea for a Jeremy Kyle show. ‘I will prove you ARE my baby’s daddy then I want us to be a family.’
I just hope Prince Harry denies it, as clearly he has nothing to say at the moment…..maybe he needs to recap over the past ‘I wanna marry harry’ tv programme first to see if she jogs his memory?
one good night stand lol
Well…… even IF Prince Harry was as Drunk as a LORD, he would have touched Her, with a BARGE POLE.
no but he might have with his cock
At the end of the does fecal matter?
AT THE END OF THE DAY DOES FECAL MATTER?
Dirty Harry !
In the end the royals will become the Dirty Dozen.
she didnt have to poo in the flowers for god sake
Who are we to criticize Harry’s choices.What’s a bit of poo in the royal bushes?
She wanted to give them manure… lol