Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry

London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.

The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.

The 38-year old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more then three times without ever getting caught.

The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”

It seems she might have been squatting the area for sometime as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area

If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who are celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a second child.

Prince Harry had no comments about the scene, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured us that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.

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13 Comments on "Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry"

marty | September 9, 2014 at 9:55 pm | Reply

she didnt have to poo in the flowers for god sake
- Twr | September 10, 2014 at 11:10 pm |
  
  Who are we to criticize Harry’s choices.What’s a bit of poo in the royal bushes?
- Kayode Yahaya | September 12, 2014 at 1:45 pm |
  
  She wanted to give them manure… lol
marc | September 10, 2014 at 7:41 am | Reply

At the end of the does fecal matter?
- marc | September 10, 2014 at 7:43 am |
  
  AT THE END OF THE DAY DOES FECAL MATTER?
- shaun | September 10, 2014 at 8:09 am |
  
  Dirty Harry !
- Bob | September 11, 2014 at 8:31 am |
  
  In the end the royals will become the Dirty Dozen.
stuart bonner | September 10, 2014 at 10:27 am | Reply

one good night stand lol
- christine seggiani | September 10, 2014 at 1:08 pm |
  
  Well…… even IF Prince Harry was as Drunk as a LORD, he would have touched Her, with a BARGE POLE.
- doggee | September 11, 2014 at 6:06 am |
  
  no but he might have with his cock
Jon-Lee | September 10, 2014 at 11:44 am | Reply

I just hope Prince Harry denies it, as clearly he has nothing to say at the moment…..maybe he needs to recap over the past ‘I wanna marry harry’ tv programme first to see if she jogs his memory?
Arlene | September 10, 2014 at 12:15 pm | Reply

I reckon a case for Jeremy kyle !!!
- Martin Underwood | September 11, 2014 at 11:24 am |
  
  I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. A great idea for a Jeremy Kyle show. ‘I will prove you ARE my baby’s daddy then I want us to be a family.’