Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry

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London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.

The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.

The 38-year old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more then three times without ever getting caught.

The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”

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It seems she might have been squatting the area for sometime as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area

If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who are celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a second child.

Prince Harry had no comments about the scene, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured us that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.

33 Comments on "Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry"

  1. I reckon a case for Jeremy kyle !!!

    • Martin Underwood | September 11, 2014 at 11:24 am |

      I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. A great idea for a Jeremy Kyle show. ‘I will prove you ARE my baby’s daddy then I want us to be a family.’

  2. I just hope Prince Harry denies it, as clearly he has nothing to say at the moment…..maybe he needs to recap over the past ‘I wanna marry harry’ tv programme first to see if she jogs his memory?

  3. one good night stand lol

  4. At the end of the does fecal matter?

  5. she didnt have to poo in the flowers for god sake

  6. Yeah, ,like Prince Charles is my stepbrother!

  7. William Bonanno | September 9, 2014 at 8:48 pm | Reply

    Her Royal Highness must be SO proud…

    Finally Harry is settling down….

    And what a bonus…..

    Another great (small G) grand heir

    ! RULE BRITAINIA. !

    • Britainia? It’s hilarious watching the cocky mouthed bare their limitations while, seemingly, oblivious to their shame.

  8. look after her she will have baby if pregnant then dna…simple

  9. At least she’s better looking than camilla.

  10. I reckon Harry brought her back from one of his wild trips to Las Vegas. Many lads do unspeakable acts while in the Sin City.

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