World’s Oldest Homosexual Couple Found in Ancient Ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah
Tell el Hammeh, Jordan | Two 5,000-year old male skeletons unearthed near the city of Tell el Hammeh, in the southern Jordan river valley, could possibly be...
Plastic-Eating Fungi Discovered in Amazon Forest Danger to ‘Modern Civilization’, Believe Experts
Cusco, Peru | A team of biologists from the University of Michigan deep in the Amazon forest at the border of Peru and Bolivia have discovered a new species...
Man Undergoes 173 Digital Rectal Exams in 3 Days, Sues for $5,000,000
Eric Wilson will remember for a very long time, his first visit at the Methodist Hospital of Chicago. The man who checked in for a simple prostate exam,...
Pranksters Arrested After Introducing Piranhas To Great Lakes
Cleveland | Six students from Cleveland State University have been arrested by the US Coast Guard after introducing a dozen piranhas in Lake Erie in an...
Bermuda Triangle: Ship Reappears 90 Years After Going Missing
Havana| The Cuban Coast Guard announced this morning, that they had intercepted an unmanned ship heading for the island, which is presumed to be the SS...
Saudi Arabian Prince Caught in Bacon Trafficking Scandal
A Saudi Arabian prince has been caught in an international bacon trafficking scandal involving hundreds of members of the Saudi royal family reports the...
Al Gore Becomes First ‘Carbon Billionaire’
Former US Vice President and Global Warming advocate, Al Gore, has become the world’s first ‘carbon billionaire’ after landing a major carbon...
“Anti-Gay Marriage” US Presidential Runner is Married to Own Cousin
Republican presidential runner Ted Cruz has stemmed controversy within Gay rights groups after a statement this week on a radio show that he is “against...
Alabama Postal Worker Fathered 56 Illegitimate Children
Altoona, AL | A United States Postal Worker (USPS) is currently suspended from his duties for “unethical practices” as James Huddler, a 34-year old...
FDA Approves New Tranquilizing Darts for Children
Washington | The FDA announced this morning it gave its approval for the marketing release of their new anesthetic dart guns, specifically designed...