Rat Meat sold as chicken wings: FDA issues warning before Super Bowl
San Francisco, CA | The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is concerned about an estimated 300,000 pounds of counterfeit rat meat that has been sold as chicken...
Utah: Man Is Struck by Lightning While Masturbating to Bible
Mount Pleasant, UT | A repentant man from Utah was found in critical condition and rescued by Mt Pleasant patrol officers after the 66-year-old man allegedly...
Punxsutawney Phil predicts ‘crushing victory’ for Jeb Bush during 2016 presidential campaign
Punxsutawney, PA | As is the local custom every four years, Punxsutawney Phil made his prediction yesterday about the next winner of the...
103-year-old man seeks volunteer to lose virginity before he dies
BIG HORN, WY | A Wyoming man who celebrated his 103rd birthday yesterday has vowed to lose his virginity before his death, claims the family of the...
Smithsonian employee accused of raping 2500-year old mummy
Washington, DC| A security guard of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History was arrested this morning, for allegedly having sex with one of the mummies of...
Russia: Man grows gills after having fish genes added to his DNA
Moscow| Russian scientists have just accomplished an incredible feat which could represent a major breakthrough in the domain of genetics: they were able to...
Florida: 16 Girls Found Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates in Pool
Tallahassee, FL | 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the...
Transgender athlete wants to compete as woman at Rio Olympics
Lausanne, Switzerland| A German weightlifter presented a rather particular request this morning before the International Olympic Committee. The athlete, who...
Ancient Sumerian Manuscript Predicted Discovery of 9th Planet 7,000 Years Ago
CAPE CANAVERAL | The discovery of a 9th planet orbiting billions of miles beyond Neptune’s path by California Institute of Technology researchers has...
Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby
Kansas City, Missouri| A 26-year old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a...